Other sites insert a * in place of the U in the band’s name but fuck that. Their name is Fuck The Facts and they’re from Canadian. They play grind metal and rock like a magic kiss. You should probably check them out. I mean…hey, they have profanity in their name. Same reason why I’m Read More
About a month ago, I wrote a column about the Rodriguez sisters — the stunning one-two punch who’re the face of Eyes Set To Kill — and how I’m single and they should basically be my girlfriends. So, the band’s publicist contacted me to tell me that the girls would be in town in late Read More
Tesla — those dudes who sang that song “Signs” — are super bummed this morning, because there’s now a sign on the outside of the charred shell of what used to be the band’s Sacramento recording studio that says “Do Not Enter — Fire Investigation In Progress.” According to KCRA in California, the blaze broke Read More
I know a particular girl whose name starts with “Z” who is going to go fucking off about this. And that’s why I am posting it. Today, over at MetalSucks, I noticed a video of what — at first glance — appeared to be a hot chick. At second glance, she’s more like a skinny Read More
Jose Barrales is out as the singer of Bonded By Blood, who’re at an important stage in their career. A new record is out there on the streets, and they’ve been touring like fucking bastards. But Jose had to go his own way. Now, Bonded By Blood have a new singer in Mauro Gonzales. You Read More
This is very good news. Finnish progressive metallers Amorphis are working on new shit. The band have entered recording studios in Helsinki to begin tracking their tenth studio LP. The disc will be out in early 2011. The band have a deal with Nuclear Blast. I personally can’t wait to hear this record, because Amorphis Read More
Today, Floridian death metallers Inferaeon head out on the road with Gwar on the “Bloody Tour of Horrors.” And they’ll be doing it with a new drummer. The band announced that Into Eternity drummer Adam Sagan has joined the Infernaeon lineup. Sagan replaces Jeremie King, who left the band to rejoin The Absence. At least Read More
We’ve known for sometime that Trent’s been trying to take his apocalyptic vision of the future — Nine Inch Nails’ Year Zero LP — and transfer it onto the small screen. And reports are claiming he’s taking bigger steps towards making that goal a reality. Reznor says the “Year Zero” show is making slow progress. Read More
So, I was in the post office the other day to overnight some documents. I live in New Jersey, and my post office is in Union City. The place is always fucking packed and it usually takes 25 years to just get stamps. I think this post office must employ the dimwitted. Like, if you’re Read More
This is some excellent news, seeing as my buddy The Goat just got back from Ireland where these dudes tore shit up for two weeks, rocking the Emerald Isle like a blitzkrieg to the balls. Hour of 13 — the doom metal band from North Carolina — has signed with Earache. This is rad. I Read More