Fozzy Frontman Booked For “Dancing With The Stars”

Sequins are super metal, dude
Poor Zakk Wylde. Despite his best efforts, he will most likely not be on the upcoming season of ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars.” But Chris Jericho — that wrestler dude who also thinks he’s a metal superstar — will be.

That, according to TMZ, who claim to know six of the show’s 11 celebrities that will appear on the show as well as their partners. Chris Jericho — the lead singer of Fozzy, perhaps the most unlistenable tripe I’ve ever come across that claims to be metal — will be dancing with show slut and molested Teletubbie Cheryl Burke.

Who else is on the show? Fuck, man — you actually care? Well, Lil’ Romeo is partnered with the sexual Chelsie Hightower, while life support system for a pair of outrageous cans, Kendra Wilkinson, gets to dance with Louis van Amstel. The still-alive Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovski are partnered up, with Wendy Williams and Tony Dovolani and Disney star Chelsea Kane and Mark Ballas paired as teams.

The official announcement will be made tonight during “The Bachelor.”

4 thoughts on “Fozzy Frontman Booked For “Dancing With The Stars””

  1. So… are you actually good at anything in life? Part-time keyboard warrior isn’t cutting it for you, sorry. Wipe yourself off, you’re pathetic.

  2. This guy writes as if he’s some bad ass metal dude lol. Even Jericho is more metal than Chris Harris. This guy is a fuckin joke. Big man talking down upon people who have done something with their lives. What a loser.

      1. Oh wow, nice one. I bet that really got your pea-sized brain working. Nobody said they like Fozzy anyway, but they’re man enough to give him the respect he deserves, unlike your worthless self.

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