Archive for October, 2011

Oct 31
'Knock, knock knockin' on the bathroom door...hey, hey, hey, hey yeah'

Axl Rose Suffering From Bronchitis, The Shits

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in Gross, News

So, this is kinda gross…and clearly part of a ploy that will eventually lead to the cancellation of all of Guns N’ Roses’ upcoming U.S. gigs — I am assuming. Yes, I am assuming. Because if history tell’s us anything, at the smallest sign of illness or malaise, Axl Rose pulls the motherfuckin’ plug, bitch. Read More

Oct 31
Resolution

Lamb Of God Release Resolution Trailer

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News, Video

So, yeah — we may have been the first to tell you this morning that the name of Lamb of God’s new album is Resolution, but we’re probably the last to show you the trailer. Yes, Lamb of God have released a Resolution trailer which contains a sample of one of the songs from the Read More

Oct 31
I'd red rock her

Sammy Hagar Wants To Manage Guns N’ Roses

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News

During a recent interview with Attention Deficit Delirium, legendary “Red Rocker” Sammy Hagar said he would manage the reunited Guns N’ Roses. Because that’s what Axl Rose needs…the Red Rocker involved in his shit. “They’ve proved it again and again and again that it ain’t [about] the money,” observed Hagar. “They just don’t get along Read More

Oct 31
Iced Earth

Iced Earth Announce North American Tour Dates

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

That’s right, baby. One of the band’s behind one of the year’s best albums will be hitting the road for a North American co-headlining tour with Symphony X.   “I’m excited to tour with Symphony X,” Iced Earth founder Jon Schaffer said. “They’re phenomenal musicians and very cool guys. This co-headliner tour will be a Read More

Oct 31
Cancer Bats

Cancer Bats Reveal Bat Sabbath Tour Dates

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

That’s right, cool cats! So, I guess this band Cancer Bats that people dig, inexplicably, has an alter ego. That alter ego is a Black Sabbath cover band called Bat Sabbath. Clever. After the jump, you will find all of the all-Canadian Bat Sabbath tour dates. Why just do this in Canada? I like Canada Read More

Oct 31
She likes Attack Attack!

Attack Attack! To Tour With Other Shitty Bands

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

Oh my Satan! I would rather hear the sound of a power drill coursing it’s way through my temple, and then, the bone of my skull before puncturing the soft tissue of my frontal lobes, than attend a single show on this tour. Attack Attack!, The Ghost Inside, Sleeping With Sirens, Chunk! No Captain Chunk! Read More

Oct 31
A Life Once Lost

All Else Failed To Play Shows With A Life Once Lost

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

Fuck! ThePRP posted the dates that follow after the jump, even though I was promised a head’s up on these dates from a member of one of the bands on the bill. Yes, people — All Else Failed, A Life Once Lost and Backwoods Payback will be teaming up for a host of East Coast Read More

Oct 31
Suicide Silence

Suicide Silence’s Mitch Lucker To Guest On Caliban LP

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in In the Studio, News

Suicide Silence frontman Mitch Lucker — who I like to refer to as Mitch Lurker, given his reputation for online creeping — will be making a guest appearance on the new Caliban record. Phat, right? Wrong. Caliban are one of those bands I figure dudes with ass tattoos like. The band is currently recording their Read More

Oct 31
Shadows Fall

Shadows Fall To Release New LP In April

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in News

Yes, yes — whose got the keys to my RS? Shadows Fall have taken to the interwebernets to inform fans of the potential release schedule for their upcoming record, which they have been working on now for several months. The recording sessions recently began. Shadows Fall are basically saying that the new disc will be Read More

Oct 31
She likes Fair To Midland

Fair To Midland Part Ways With Bassist

Posted by Chris Harris on October 31, 2011 in Departures, News

Fair To Midland bassist Jon Dicken is now former Fair To Midland bassist Jon Dicken. Jon and the band have parted ways, and thusly, Fair To Midland have had to cancel their planned November European/UK dates with Evanescence. “After seven amazing years of playing with Fair To Midland, our bassist Jon Dicken has decided it Read More