Metal Masters 3 Set For April 12

Kerry King

Hmm. Something called “Metal Masters 3” will go down at the Key Club in Hollywood, California, on April 12. I am not familiar with this event, so I will just tell you what I do know. I know that Mike Portnoy will be there. That’s kind of cool. You could go and ask him uncomfortable […]

Of Mice & Men Expat Releases Embarrassing Video

"Hello hello. Guess who?"

So, I don’t usually cover Of Mice & Men, because they suck. Like, a thousand cocks in Indochina. Seriously. If you don’t believe me, Google them, and see for yourself. But when I saw this video…I had to get it on the site so we could blast this bitch. Has no one learned from the […]

Autopsy Playing With Bolt Thrower!


Fuck. Yes. My. Man. British extreme metal masters Bolt Thrower will play a special 25th-anniversary show called Boltfest on April 7 at the HMV Forum in London, England. That’s cool enough, but Autopsy will also be on the bill. Also playing the Boltfest are Discharge, Benediction, and Vallenfyre. “Every band on the bill has contributed […]

Enthroned Streaming New Song


Yup. It’s called “Nonvs Sacramentum” and you can hear it at the end of this post. The song is taken from Belgian black metal act Enthroned’s forthcoming LP and it’s nothing short of skull-fuckingly awesome and evil. Enthroned’s new album, Obsidium, will be released on March 20 in Europe and on April 10 in North […]

Fear Factory Releasing New Album In June

Dino from Fear Factory

Yes, sir. It’s as true as the fact that you’re genitals smell like muenster. Candlelight Records will unleash Fear Factory’s new album on June 5. Carrying the unfortunate title The Industrialist, the band produced the forthcoming record with Rhys Fulber of Front Line Assembly fame. The album was mixed by Greg Reely and features additional […]

King’s X Drummer On Ventilator Following Surgery

Get well soon Jerry

Fuck, this blows! As we’ve reported, Jerry Gaskill, the drummer for legendary rock group King’s X, had a heart attack on Sunday. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery. Jerry was placed in intensive care, where he remains under the watchful eyes of his doctors. “Jerry is still on a ventilator […]

Guns N’ Roses To Take Los Angeles Over In March

...because I'm not posting a pic of her

So, the cat’s out of the bag — I have a girlfriend. Longtime readers should be psyched for me at this point. But it’s official — I am off the meat market. This has nothing to do with Guns N’ Roses, mind you. But this is my blog, so, I make the rules. In short, […]

Slipknot’s Joey Jordison To Go Solo?

A baby man

That’s the word, folks. I guess Slipknot drummer Joey Jordison’s tired of fucking waiting around for the rest of the Slipknot dudes to mourn the death of Paul Gray, and plans on striking out on his own. In a new interview, Joey says that he will be forming a new band within the “near future […]

Carach Angren Releasing New Disc In May


You know it has to be true if I am writing it. Dutch symphonic black metal outfit, and snappy dressers, Carach Angren will release their third album, Where The Corpses Sink Forever, on May 18. The album will be out through Season Of Mist. The CD was recorded at Tidal Wave studios in Karlsruhe, Germany. […]

Inquisition Ink New Deal With Season Of Mist


Oh yeah dude. Black metal masterminds Inquisition have just inked a brand-spankin’ new deal with Season Of Mist. Inquisition’s sixth album will be released on the label’s Underground Activists division. “For many years Inquisition has loyally walked upon the path of black metal deeply devoted to its spirituality and magic while growing and maturing our […]