Asking Alexandria, As I Lay Dying Tapped For Monster Energy Outbreak Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News, Poop

Do no companies, other than energy drink purveyors, sponsor tours anymore? OK, so here’s the deal. I would never go to this. No way, no how. Asking Alexandria headlining? Please. Those guys are fucking worse than hunger. Honestly. And the fact that all these other bands who’ve been around a lot longer are the support Read More

All That Remains Offering Free Song Download

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News, Song Debuts

That’s right, you profane bastard. All That Remains is giving away a song. You can download that fucker for free using the widget located at the end of this here post. The song is called “Down Through The Ages” and will appear on the band’s forthcoming album A War You Cannot Win, which will be Read More

Phil Anselmo Calls Hurricane Isaac “A Pussy”

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in Featured, News, Video

As you well know, Phil Anselmo of Pantera, Down, and Superjoint Ritual renown, lives in New Orleans, where Hurricane Isaac is currently wreaking havoc and fucking peoples’ shit up. Lucky for us, while he may not have power, Phil Anselmo has provided us with his own unique weather update on Hurricane Isaac, which, in short, Read More

Listen To A New Dethklok Track — Right Now!

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News, Song Debuts

You know it! Yes, yes — I am awesome. I hook you motherfuckers up every chance I get. But enough about me. Let’s talk about Dethklok. They’ve posted a new song online, which you can stream at the end of this post. Yes, if you head to the end of this post, you’ll be able Read More

DEP’s Greg Puciato Talks Politics, Religion

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News

The Dillinger Escape Plan vocalist Greg Puciato took the webernets this week to bemoan the influence religion has over some of the political dunces running for the White House. “We need an educated, raised poor, gay, part Mex, black, & Jewish, pot smoking, fiscally conservative, socially liberal, atheist president,” Puciato proclaims. I agree. “If we Read More

Hod Finish New Album

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in New Records, News

That’s right, dude. San Antonio blackened death metal miscreants Hod are putting the final touches on their upcoming new full-length. Called Book Of The Worm, the follow up to 2009′s Serpent features nine tracks of molten metal riffs and sonic decay. “With Serpent, we were five guys with some ideas,” says vocalist Vladibeer Reebs. “Now Read More

Static-X Tour With Emmure Confirmed

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News, Tour Dates

Yup. You couldn’t get me to go to this tour if you lied and said Kate Upton was giving out free blowjobs to any bloggers in attendance. Static-X’s “Noise Revolution Tour” with Emmure and Ill Niño has been confirmed. The tour dates follow at the end of this post. 9 Electric and Shogun will both Read More

Former Hollywood Undead Frontman Running For President

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in Huh?, Why?

Of what? The Hollywood Undead fan club? Nope. Deuce — who was recently attacked by his former bandmates — is running for the job Mitt Romney wants. “Everybody’s favorite masked rock star Deuce today announced his run for President,” reads a press release. “As the founding member of the I Came To Party, Deuce brings Read More

Samothrace Back Out Of Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in News, This Blows

Well, doesn’t this just suck a crab-infested wang, from inside a kiddie pool filled with lethal jellyfish. Seattle doom quartet Samothrace have pulled out of their impending East Coast tour with Pallbearer and Royal Thunder. The tour was set to get rolling a week from now. “Samothrace is very sorry to announce that we will Read More

Guest Column: Five Albums That Will Change You By Zonaria’s Max Malmer

Posted by Chris Harris on August 31, 2012 in Featured, Guest Column

In our ongoing series of guest columns, we’ve asked a bunch of metal’s heaviest hitters to provide us with a list of five albums they think will change you — either for the better or worse. Today, we hear from Max Malmer from the insanely awesome band Zonaria; hear a track from their new record Read More