Battle Of The Band Babes: Amott Vs. Hansen

Posted by Duff McKegles on October 4, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes

Last week, your old pal Duff was on vacation. Jumped across the pond for a little R&R and some hookers. Yes, Amsterdam treated me well. This one girl sorta resembled Doro Pesch — and she rimmed me. It was amazing. In fact, it may have been Doro Pesch. I was on Jupiter the whole time I was over there. That’s adult talk for “high on the pot.”

Anyways, I’m back and here to resume the Battle of the Band Babes showdown. For you first timers, here’s how it works: We take two ladies who just happen to be dating dudes in metal or hard rock bands and you, the loyal Gun Shy Assassin reader, need to vote on which of the women you’d rather date. And by date, I mean fuck. Or make love.

So far, we’ve had some pretty interesting match-ups. On the right of your screen, under “Categories,” you’ll see a link or whatever to “Battle of the Band Babes.” Click on that and you’ll be able to vote on all the girls we’ve featured in the past. A woman, as you well know, changes a man; makes him better, for the most part. She swoops into his life, brings him tenderness, love, and sweetens him to the world. That’s why I don’t date long-term. One and I’m done. Hence, my life is a shallow pit of misery and strange that leaves me jaded.

Band guys — don’t take offense. We are praising you for the women you’ve been able to get to commit to you. It’s amazing and gives me hope that some day, I — too — will find love. For now, I’m cool with hit-and-runs. This week, we bring you Arch Enemy vocalist Angela Gassow, who also happens to be the main squeeze of Carcass guitar god Mike Amott. She faces off against Eyes Set to Kill’s Anissa Rodriguez, who dates Drop Dead Gorgeous bassist Jake Hansen.

Who — good people — would you rather spend a lazy Sunday with, making bacon and eggs and lounging around in bed, playing a good-hearted round of “Does It Tickle When I Lick You Here?” Who would you rather bring to family holidays? Share your life with? Who, dammit, who? Vote for the girl you’d most like to date — the one who you think is hotter. By the end of it, we will have our ultimate Band Babe, and it will all be because of you.

Now vote, people. Please. Vote twice, if you must. Just vote. Rock on, take care, and brush your hair.

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Posted in Battle of the Band Babes | Tagged angela gassow, anissa rodriguez, arch enemy, Carcass, doro pesch, drop dead gorgeous, eyes set to kill, jake hansen, mike amott | Leave a comment