Battle Of The Band Babes: Davis Vs. Mayorga
Posted by Duff McKegles on September 21, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes
Vote guys!
Another week, another round of loving ladies to cast judgement on. Yes, ladies and germs: This is still going on. The Battle of the Band Babes, where we take the better halves of two of metal’s leaders and decide which one we’d rather bone. Sure, it’s wrong but you have to admit its a little funny.
This week, we pit Korn frontman Jonathan Davis’ wife Deven up against Stone Sour’s Roy Mayorga’s misses Cazzie. Both ladies are brunettes and both have gorgeous faces. Frankly, I’d take them both. I’d be the headcheese and they could be the mustard-smeared sourdough. Cazzie and Deven are both insanely hot, so this one’s going to be a tough choice. Don’t hold it against Cazzie that we couldn’t find any pictures of her without Roy, or that Deven is a retired porn star.
Yes, she’s retired. And Jonathan Davis is a very, very lucky man. Again, band dudes: We don’t mean to be disrespectful, although we can see how it would come across that way. We’re just jealous that you get to spoon these women every night, and that you get to fork them too. In fact, we’d love to spork them all night long.
Consider it flattery: You landed hotties and we’re envious. Be proud of your penises and what they get to invade. Besides, getting mad would be pointless. We’re just judging, and we need everyone’s help to determine which metaller or hard rockers had the most bodacious babe in the batch. So here we go: Vote you fucks.
Cazzie
Deven
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