Battle Of The Band Babes: Kidman Vs. Hale

Posted by Duff McKegles on February 21, 2013 in Battle of the Band Babes, Exclusive, Featured

I’m back and today, we’ve got a true competition on our hands. I consider myself something of a ladies man. Over the years, my head’s gotten stuck between the thighs of dozens upon dozens of totally smokin’ babes, and over time, and over the miles, I have come across several honest-to-goodness beauties. Today’s competition’s between Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Liam Vs. Greg

Posted by Duff McKegles on February 15, 2013 in Battle of the Band Babes, Exclusive, Featured

I don’t care if you think this column is wrong. I don’t care if it’s disrespectful. That’s because through the power of the internet, I can remain completely anonymous. This week, we match a tour manager against a girl who can swallow gallons at a time: The best ladies of two members of The Dillinger Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Flo Vs. Strnad

Posted by Duff McKegles on February 6, 2013 in Battle of the Band Babes, Exclusive, Featured, Pervoscope

Back by popular demand, it’s the Battle of the Band Babes, a column series which ran the first few months of the site’s existence. It’d been a while since we’d heard from our perverted buddy (known to readers by his pen name, Duff McKegles) so we reached out and petitioned his prose and insight. He’s Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Amott Vs. Hansen

Posted by Duff McKegles on October 4, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes

Last week, your old pal Duff was on vacation. Jumped across the pond for a little R&R and some hookers. Yes, Amsterdam treated me well. This one girl sorta resembled Doro Pesch — and she rimmed me. It was amazing. In fact, it may have been Doro Pesch. I was on Jupiter the whole time Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Davis Vs. Mayorga

Posted by Duff McKegles on September 21, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes

Another week, another round of loving ladies to cast judgement on. Yes, ladies and germs: This is still going on. The Battle of the Band Babes, where we take the better halves of two of metal’s leaders and decide which one we’d rather bone. Sure, it’s wrong but you have to admit its a little Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Jones Vs. Zombie

Posted by Duff McKegles on September 13, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes

I’m back! Last week, I took a break from the column because it was fucking Labor Day. So sue me! I wanted to enjoy my weekend in Las Vegas and not have to worry about writing some lame column for a lame web site. I had a blast, too. Came back with more money than Read More

Battle Of The Band Babes: Bathory Vs. Cory

Posted by Duff McKegles on August 30, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes, Chicks

Last week, I read in the Gun Shy Interview with Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory that he’s got a steady lady in Roni, a former Playboy model. Naturally, I was on Google looking for nude pics of her within five minutes. Unfortunately, I didn’t find any. But I must admit, Zoltan’s chick is Read More

Battle of the Band Babes: Ken Vs. Wayne

Posted by Duff McKegles on August 23, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes, Chicks, Pervoscope

Howdy, losers. Duff McKegels back again with the fourth installment in Gun Shy Assassin’s Battle of the Band Babes showdown — my attempt to narrow down metal’s hottest girlfriends and wives until we arrive at the top of the top, and name our Battles of the Band Babes winner. Of course, I can not do Read More

Battle of the Band Babes: Vengeance Vs. Shadows

Posted by Duff McKegles on August 16, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes, Chicks, Exclusive

I think it was in 2007 when I was riding along with Ozzfest and I befriended the Avenged Sevenfold guys. I remember the first day of the tour, those guys were walking around backstage, and I swear to you, I saw five of the hottest bitches to ever grace a tour bus hanging out with Read More

Battle of the Band Babes: Nergal Vs. Root

Posted by Duff McKegles on August 9, 2010 in Battle of the Band Babes, Chicks

What’s up, everybody? Welcome to the second, juicy installment in the Battle of the Band Babes. If you didn’t vote the first time around, get crackin’ because we need your help. The purpose of the Battle of the Band Babes is to figure out which metal madman has — hand’s down — the hottest chick Read More