Last week, your old pal Duff was on vacation. Jumped across the pond for a little R&R and some hookers. Yes, Amsterdam treated me well. This one girl sorta resembled Doro Pesch — and she rimmed me. It was amazing. In fact, it may have been Doro Pesch. I was on Jupiter the whole time Read More
Another week, another round of loving ladies to cast judgement on. Yes, ladies and germs: This is still going on. The Battle of the Band Babes, where we take the better halves of two of metal’s leaders and decide which one we’d rather bone. Sure, it’s wrong but you have to admit its a little Read More
I’m back! Last week, I took a break from the column because it was fucking Labor Day. So sue me! I wanted to enjoy my weekend in Las Vegas and not have to worry about writing some lame column for a lame web site. I had a blast, too. Came back with more money than Read More
Last week, I read in the Gun Shy Interview with Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory that he’s got a steady lady in Roni, a former Playboy model. Naturally, I was on Google looking for nude pics of her within five minutes. Unfortunately, I didn’t find any. But I must admit, Zoltan’s chick is Read More
Howdy, losers. Duff McKegels back again with the fourth installment in Gun Shy Assassin’s Battle of the Band Babes showdown — my attempt to narrow down metal’s hottest girlfriends and wives until we arrive at the top of the top, and name our Battles of the Band Babes winner. Of course, I can not do Read More
I think it was in 2007 when I was riding along with Ozzfest and I befriended the Avenged Sevenfold guys. I remember the first day of the tour, those guys were walking around backstage, and I swear to you, I saw five of the hottest bitches to ever grace a tour bus hanging out with Read More
What’s up, everybody? Welcome to the second, juicy installment in the Battle of the Band Babes. If you didn’t vote the first time around, get crackin’ because we need your help. The purpose of the Battle of the Band Babes is to figure out which metal madman has — hand’s down — the hottest chick Read More
[Edit: Duff McKegles is Gunshyassassin.com's answer to ESPN The Magazine's Player X, insomuch as he is a former metaller who I convinced to pen a column for me during a recent show; He wishes to use an alias and I did clean up the original copy because, dude's not a writer] Being in a band Read More