Archive for August, 2012

Aug 30
Taylor Momsen

Halestorm Singer Named “Hottest Chick In Hard Rock”

Posted by Chris Harris on August 30, 2012 in Chicks, News, Shamelessness

Oh, what an honor. Her parents must be beaming with pride. Lzzy Hale — who has a weirder name than the forthcoming Deftones album — was basically named by Revolver “Chick We’d Most Like To Slip The Sausage.” When is Revolver going to drop this stupid fucking feature? Haven’t they received enough of a backlash Read More

Jul 19
The Rodriguez Sisters

Eyes Set To Kill Sign With Century Media

Posted by Chris Harris on July 19, 2012 in Chicks, Huh?, News

The sexarrific Rodriguez sisters are moving up in the world. After spending years on an independent label, Eyes Set To Kill have signed with Century Media. Frontwoman Alexia Rodriguez explains: “For the past two years we have been touring around the world and evolving into the band we are today without the support of a Read More

Jul 11
The cover of Satanic Pop Metal

Boob Alert: Semargl Release NSFW Video

Posted by Chris Harris on July 11, 2012 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Video

Let’s end the day with some tits, shall we? That is what I can remember my grandfather telling me as a small boy, just before he’d stop off at the nudie bar on the way back from grade school. Explains a lot. I kid. At the end of this post, you’ll find boobs. I mean, Read More

Mar 11
I don't think she is Russian

Russian Chicks Who Like Metal Are Kind Of Rad, Show Their Boobs

Posted by Chris Harris on March 11, 2012 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Video

Yuh. So, this isn’t news. I’m not sure what it is. Scratch that — I know what this is. What follows at the end of this post is a fan-filmed clip from Suffocation’s March 7 show in Russia. This video, I’m hoping, will inspire American metal chicks. In fact, I hope this young lass’ courage Read More

Jan 22
Red Beard's new lady

Into Eternity Enlist Female Singer For Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on January 22, 2012 in Chicks, News

My friend Red Beard is going to want to propose to this broad. Into Eternity — whose singer Stu Block is busy with Iced Earth these days — have enlisted the talents of Amanda Kiernan, who I would gladly motorboat in a heartbeat. She is actually the singer for a band called The Order of Read More

Aug 5
I'd betcha a few clams she loves Rage

Video: One Of Rage Against The Machine’s First Shows

Posted by Chris Harris on August 5, 2011 in Chicks, Rad, Video

A reader named Jared sent us a link to the grainy, yet totally amazing video that follows after the jump, and let me tell you — if you are a Rage Against the Machine fan, this video is a must-see. Purportedly, the footage is being touted as Rage Against The Machine’s first ever live show, Read More

Jul 13
Mila Kunis is the prettiest woman I have ever seen in person

Amenra Sign With Neurot Recordings

Posted by Chris Harris on July 13, 2011 in Chicks, News

When I was working at MTV News, I had the chance to interview actress Mila Kunis in person. It was at some radio studio in Manhattan, where she was talking to a bunch of morning shows by satellite about the return of “Family Guy.” This was back in 2005, when she was dating that loser Read More

Jul 12
Kate hates heavy bands with keyboardists

Dr. Acula Keyboard Player Quits So Here’s A Picture Of Kate Upton

Posted by Chris Harris on July 12, 2011 in Chicks, News

Dr. Acula keyboard player Joey Simpson has quit the band. In fact, he did it several weeks ago. He’s now just getting around to making it public, and issued a statement to Lambgoat, in an effort to combat online rumors and misinformation. The dude bounced on June 20 after two releases with the band, and Read More

Jul 12
Kate Upton

Rose Funeral Lose Drummer Dusty Boles

Posted by Chris Harris on July 12, 2011 in Chicks, Departures, News

So, last night, I had a dream about the ultimate woman, Kate Upton, after seeing this here picture. It was a naughty dream, for sure — but that’s as far as I’ll go but it did involve this very outfit: An American League jersey and a Yankees hat. And that outfit coming off. That’s what Read More

Jun 23
Can I pick your wedgie with my teeth?

Limp Bizkit Release Video For “Gold Cobra”

Posted by Chris Harris on June 23, 2011 in Chicks, News, Video

So, at the end of this news post, you can watch the video for “Gold Cobra” from Limp Bizkit. The song appears on the band’s forthcoming album of the same name, which comes out in less than a fucking week. The video isn’t so bad. I mean, it’s bad. Don’t get me wrong. It completely Read More