Halestorm Singer Named “Hottest Chick In Hard Rock”

Taylor Momsen

Oh, what an honor. Her parents must be beaming with pride. Lzzy Hale — who has a weirder name than the forthcoming Deftones album — was basically named by Revolver “Chick We’d Most Like To Slip The Sausage.” When is Revolver going to drop this stupid fucking feature? Haven’t they received enough of a backlash […]

Eyes Set To Kill Sign With Century Media

The Rodriguez Sisters

The sexarrific Rodriguez sisters are moving up in the world. After spending years on an independent label, Eyes Set To Kill have signed with Century Media. Frontwoman Alexia Rodriguez explains: “For the past two years we have been touring around the world and evolving into the band we are today without the support of a […]

Boob Alert: Semargl Release NSFW Video

The cover of Satanic Pop Metal

Let’s end the day with some tits, shall we? That is what I can remember my grandfather telling me as a small boy, just before he’d stop off at the nudie bar on the way back from grade school. Explains a lot. I kid. At the end of this post, you’ll find boobs. I mean, […]

Russian Chicks Who Like Metal Are Kind Of Rad, Show Their Boobs

I don't think she is Russian

Yuh. So, this isn’t news. I’m not sure what it is. Scratch that — I know what this is. What follows at the end of this post is a fan-filmed clip from Suffocation’s March 7 show in Russia. This video, I’m hoping, will inspire American metal chicks. In fact, I hope this young lass’ courage […]

Into Eternity Enlist Female Singer For Tour

Red Beard's new lady

My friend Red Beard is going to want to propose to this broad. Into Eternity — whose singer Stu Block is busy with Iced Earth these days — have enlisted the talents of Amanda Kiernan, who I would gladly motorboat in a heartbeat. She is actually the singer for a band called The Order of […]

Video: One Of Rage Against The Machine’s First Shows

I'd betcha a few clams she loves Rage

A reader named Jared sent us a link to the grainy, yet totally amazing video that follows after the jump, and let me tell you — if you are a Rage Against the Machine fan, this video is a must-see. Purportedly, the footage is being touted as Rage Against The Machine’s first ever live show, […]

Amenra Sign With Neurot Recordings

Mila Kunis is the prettiest woman I have ever seen in person

When I was working at MTV News, I had the chance to interview actress Mila Kunis in person. It was at some radio studio in Manhattan, where she was talking to a bunch of morning shows by satellite about the return of “Family Guy.” This was back in 2005, when she was dating that loser […]

Dr. Acula Keyboard Player Quits So Here’s A Picture Of Kate Upton

Kate hates heavy bands with keyboardists

Dr. Acula keyboard player Joey Simpson has quit the band. In fact, he did it several weeks ago. He’s now just getting around to making it public, and issued a statement to Lambgoat, in an effort to combat online rumors and misinformation. The dude bounced on June 20 after two releases with the band, and […]

Rose Funeral Lose Drummer Dusty Boles

Kate Upton

So, last night, I had a dream about the ultimate woman, Kate Upton, after seeing this here picture. It was a naughty dream, for sure — but that’s as far as I’ll go but it did involve this very outfit: An American League jersey and a Yankees hat. And that outfit coming off. That’s what […]

Limp Bizkit Release Video For “Gold Cobra”

Can I pick your wedgie with my teeth?

So, at the end of this news post, you can watch the video for “Gold Cobra” from Limp Bizkit. The song appears on the band’s forthcoming album of the same name, which comes out in less than a fucking week. The video isn’t so bad. I mean, it’s bad. Don’t get me wrong. It completely […]