Archive for January, 2012

Jan 22
Red Beard's new lady

Into Eternity Enlist Female Singer For Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on January 22, 2012 in Chicks, News

My friend Red Beard is going to want to propose to this broad. Into Eternity — whose singer Stu Block is busy with Iced Earth these days — have enlisted the talents of Amanda Kiernan, who I would gladly motorboat in a heartbeat. She is actually the singer for a band called The Order of Read More

Aug 5
I'd betcha a few clams she loves Rage

Video: One Of Rage Against The Machine’s First Shows

Posted by Chris Harris on August 5, 2011 in Chicks, Rad, Video

A reader named Jared sent us a link to the grainy, yet totally amazing video that follows after the jump, and let me tell you — if you are a Rage Against the Machine fan, this video is a must-see. Purportedly, the footage is being touted as Rage Against The Machine’s first ever live show, Read More

Jul 13
Mila Kunis is the prettiest woman I have ever seen in person

Amenra Sign With Neurot Recordings

Posted by Chris Harris on July 13, 2011 in Chicks, News

When I was working at MTV News, I had the chance to interview actress Mila Kunis in person. It was at some radio studio in Manhattan, where she was talking to a bunch of morning shows by satellite about the return of “Family Guy.” This was back in 2005, when she was dating that loser Read More

Jul 12
Kate hates heavy bands with keyboardists

Dr. Acula Keyboard Player Quits So Here’s A Picture Of Kate Upton

Posted by Chris Harris on July 12, 2011 in Chicks, News

Dr. Acula keyboard player Joey Simpson has quit the band. In fact, he did it several weeks ago. He’s now just getting around to making it public, and issued a statement to Lambgoat, in an effort to combat online rumors and misinformation. The dude bounced on June 20 after two releases with the band, and Read More

Jul 12
Kate Upton

Rose Funeral Lose Drummer Dusty Boles

Posted by Chris Harris on July 12, 2011 in Chicks, Departures, News

So, last night, I had a dream about the ultimate woman, Kate Upton, after seeing this here picture. It was a naughty dream, for sure — but that’s as far as I’ll go but it did involve this very outfit: An American League jersey and a Yankees hat. And that outfit coming off. That’s what Read More

Jun 23
Can I pick your wedgie with my teeth?

Limp Bizkit Release Video For “Gold Cobra”

Posted by Chris Harris on June 23, 2011 in Chicks, News, Video

So, at the end of this news post, you can watch the video for “Gold Cobra” from Limp Bizkit. The song appears on the band’s forthcoming album of the same name, which comes out in less than a fucking week. The video isn’t so bad. I mean, it’s bad. Don’t get me wrong. It completely Read More

Jun 17
Janaza

Janaza: Female Fronted Black Metal From Iraq

Posted by Chris Harris on June 17, 2011 in Chicks, News

I was over at The Gauntlet yesterday, and came across an interesting post about Janaza, a band I’d never heard of before. Apparently, they’re the only female-fronted black metal band to ever emerge from an Arab country. The band is also anti-Islamic. As my pal Jason Fisher points out, “I am pretty sure each of Read More

Apr 20
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Linkin Park Write Song For Movie With That Hot Chick In It

Posted by Chris Harris on April 20, 2011 in Chicks, News

I have been looking for a reason to get a picture of a fine-looking girl on the site for a spell now, and finally, here comes Linkin Park — a band an alarming number of people actually think is metal, but they’re becoming more and more Hot AC rock with every release — to give Read More

Apr 13
Imagine getting a handy from her

Chicks Into Nirvana Will Probably Suck Your Dick

Posted by Chris Harris on April 13, 2011 in Chicks, Huh?, News

Cum…as you are. A new poll that is not scientific in any way, shape, or form has been released by the U.K. “music and dating” web site Tastebuds, and what does it reveal? If an English chick is into Nirvana, she’ll probably swallow your meat on the first date. Much more than that, she’ll probably Read More

Jan 22
Could this be Alana's rack?

Another Winds Of Plague Keyboardist In Nude Pic Scandal

Posted by Chris Harris on January 22, 2011 in Chicks, News

What is it about playing keyboards for Winds of Plague that makes chicks want to take their clothes off? Or is it that every woman self-shoots nudes with her cell phone, and sends them to dumb dudes? How else do you explain pictures purportedly of Alana Potocnik’s butt and areola ending up on IsAnyoneUp? I Read More