Archive for July, 2010

Jul 9

Kelly Brook Is Metal

Posted by Chris Harris on July 9, 2010 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Rad

Smoking hot English model Kelly Brook reminds me of the kind of chicks dudes from Guns N’ Roses, Poison, and Motley Crue tore through during the 1980s. She’s got smoky eyes, luscious, long chestnut-colored hair and the kind of body that makes me thank the devil I’m a man. Today, Egotastic, which is not a Read More

Jul 8

Terror Are Tough, Releasing New Disc in September

Posted by Chris Harris on July 8, 2010 in Chicks, New Records, News, Rad

Damn…look at the rump. It’s better looking than a basket full of biscuits. Either way, I wish someone would pass the butter. So, hardcore metal legends Terror have a new album in the bag that’ll be out through Century Media in September. I could’ve picked a picture of them for this post, but those dudes Read More

Jul 7

Heavy Metal Supergroup Wants You

Posted by Chris Harris on July 7, 2010 in Chicks, News

Since they don’t have any pictures yet (hell, they don’t have a name or a fucking singer), I went with a picture of Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil. Why not? So, I got an email today from Adrenaline PR about a new project featuring members of Shadows Fall, Unearth and Seemless, and how they need Read More

Jul 5

Demi Lovato Likes Metal…Really

Posted by Chris Harris on July 5, 2010 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Rad

And I like Demi Lovato. On August 20, she turns 18…five days before my birthday. I think it’s a sign we belong together. Or not. Anyways, back in 2008, I interviewed Demi for a piece I wrote for MTV News, in which Joe Jonas’ ex-broad discusses the band’s she loves. “[Metal isn't] all I listen Read More

Jul 1

Who Belongs To This Ass?

Posted by Chris Harris on July 1, 2010 in Chicks, Pervoscope

Every time I watch HBO’s “True Blood,” I find myself asking the same question (usually out loud) during that opening montage with the preachers, the KKK imagery, the river baptisms, the sped-up decaying of a fox, the Redneck in the rocking chair, and the kids with berry-smeared faces: Who is that chick with the ass, Read More