Suffokate Drop Off Tour After Losing Two Members

Suffokate

This band Suffokate just needs to break up already, and stop finding new members. I feel like every other month, this band loses a member. This month, they’ve lost two members. Band guitarist Jason Graff and bassist Ivan Munguia have bounced, forcing Suffokate to drop off their current tour early. The band’s released the following […]

King Diamond Bassist Fired

Hal talks to a babe

If you have kids, the following statement may make you a tad bit jealous: I slept until noon today. I obviously needed the rest, but while I was snoozing, word of bassist Hal Patino’s firing came down. Hal used to be with King Diamond. Now, he’s not. Why? A statement from King Diamond cites “reasons […]

Voivod Parts Ways With Bassist

Voivod

This is weak sauce to the umpteenth power. Voivod have released the following statement regarding bassist Jean-Yves Theriault’s latest departure: “It saddens us to announce that Voivod will no longer be performing live with Blacky. Jean-Yves has decided to leave the band for his own personal reasons. We wish him all the best. Voivod will […]

Obscura Part Ways With Guitarist, Drummer

Obscura

Drummer Hannes Grossmann and guitarist Christian Muenzner have left German progressive death metal act Obscura. That fucking sucks. Says Muenzner: “My decision to step down from my position as the lead guitar player in Obscura after more than six years was not an easy one, but even though it may come unexpected for the majority […]

Pestilence Done, Says Frontman

Pestilence

Patrick Mameli, leader of Pestilence, says the band’s over. OVER! “As of now, Pestilence is no longer active in recording new material,” he says. “As a matter of fact, it’s on a permanent hold, as I want to concentrate fully on my new project Necromorph. The style will be more brutal, more crazy, more tech, […]

Emmure Get New Drummer

Mark Castillo

Emmure are another band I should stop writing about altogether, because they’re pure fucking aural bullshit. But for some reason, I can’t stop writing about them. Let’s face it, this blog wouldn’t be as entertaining if all I did was write about bands I love. It would get old fast, and everyone would call me […]

Paul Allender Out Of Cradle Of Filth

Paul Allender

Confirming what everyone already basically figured out, Cradle of Filth vocalist Dani “Filth” Davey told the “Bleedin’ Loud” podcast that the band has split with guitarist Paul Allender. Said Filth: “Paul Allender has left — which not everybody is aware of. We weren’t planning on it, because it was the kind of thing that has […]

TesseracT Lose Singer, Get New One

Dan Tompkins

This band TesseracT holds on to singers like a fat kid holding a bowling bowl after scarfing down a bucket of fried chicken. That’s to say not very well. For what seems like the 50th time, TesseracT has announced the amicable departure of one of their vocalists. This time, it’s Ashe O’Hara. He has already […]

Glass Cloud Lose Bassist, Drummer

Glass Cloud

I’ve tried to get into Glass Cloud, but failed miserably. Perhaps others of you are into them. Either way, it’s a slow news day and Glass Cloud lost its rhythm section. Bassist Travis Sykes and drummer Chad Hasty are out. Says the band: “Some of you might have already heard that there will be some […]

Alice Cooper Drops Orianthi, Finds New Guitarist

Nita

Alice Cooper has parted ways with Orianthi, a super hot guitarist. He’s replaced her with another super hot guitarist: Nita Strauss. It must be nice to be Alice. Orianthi had been playing with Cooper the last few years. Nita, who has made her name in bands, including The Iron Maidens and Femme Fatale, joins Alice’s […]