Being a philanthropist, I attended a benefit a month or so ago for homeless kittycats. Friends of mine were playing and sensual rites of burlesque were to be observed. Sympathetic to the plight of displaced pussy and a big fan of ass n’ titties, I made my way to Partners, the New Haven gay bar Read More
I’ve known for a few weeks now that Anal Cunt was coming out with a new one, as my buddy and Ipsissimus guitarist The Goat recently ran into Seth Putnam — ironically, wearing a Buckcherry sweatshirt — at some gay bar in Connecticut not too long ago. Don’t ask me why either of them was Read More
While it’s not out of print, Amazon has it priced new at the bargain price of $25.98 (it’s mercifully out of stock, but hey — they start at $21.63 used). FUCK THAT. It is with a modicum of shame that I admit to being a late bloomer in the realm of classic ‘70′s rock. Whether I Read More
We’ve been bugging our friend — and Ipsissimus guitarist — Ryan “The Goat” Adams to write a column for the site for months now, and he’s come through to introduce you all to Ghost, his latest obsession. Bless my fuck! I haven’t been this enamored of a new band since I first heard Deathspell Omega or Read More
Darkthrone’s fifth LP — the much-lauded Panzerfaust — will be getting the reissue treatment later this month. Peaceville Records announced in a press release Tuesday that they will begin releasing new editions of classic Darkthrone albums from the recently acquired Moonfog Productions catalogue titles beginning on October 25, with the release of Panzerfaust, one of Read More
Yep — this happened on Tuesday. I’m a slacker. Have been all week. I had to catch up on some other freelance work and I’ve been dog-sitting all week too. That actually keeps you quite busy. I’ve also been seeing this girl lately, so I’ve been a little distracted. But that’s no excuse. On Tuesday Read More
So, I was in the post office the other day to overnight some documents. I live in New Jersey, and my post office is in Union City. The place is always fucking packed and it usually takes 25 years to just get stamps. I think this post office must employ the dimwitted. Like, if you’re Read More
This is some excellent news, seeing as my buddy The Goat just got back from Ireland where these dudes tore shit up for two weeks, rocking the Emerald Isle like a blitzkrieg to the balls. Hour of 13 — the doom metal band from North Carolina — has signed with Earache. This is rad. I Read More
And it flew straight under my radar. I wanna hear it because the band’s name is Satanic Warmaster. Duh! But also, Finnish metallers Satanic Warmaster are pure black metal majesty. If I’m not mistaken, my buddy The Goat digs these dudes. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t into ‘em. Nachzerer is Satanic Warmaster’s first disc Read More
What a way to spend a Saturday! Yesterday (July 24), I made the trek to Connecticut’s capital city, Hartford, for some Mayhem with one of my best friends, the Goat, and my pals Clinton and Randy. That picture’s of me, at Mayhem, that Randy shot with his cell; notice the Profanatica shirt and the VIP Read More