Lostprophets Singer Denies Baby Rape Allegations

Posted by Chris Harris on June 3, 2013 in Gross, News

Lostprophets’ frontman may be a pervert, but he’s no baby-raping pervert! The currently-incarcerated-and-awaiting-trial singer Ian Watkins appeared this morning in a Cardiff Crown Court, along with the two females he was arrested with. All three face various criminal charges relating to various acts of depravity, but Watkins claims allegations by police he wanted to have Read More

Marilyn Manson Is Nasty, Gross, Vile

Posted by Chris Harris on February 16, 2013 in Gross, News

Yup. All three. I was reading The Gauntlet this morning, and saw this stomach-churning photo of Marilyn Manson blowing snot rockets. Shooting snot rockets is the sport of ignorant, and almost always leave the nostrils of self-centered douche bags. When I was in high school, one cross country season this dude — while running — Read More

Marilyn Manson’s Vomitus Collapse Due To Flu

Posted by Chris Harris on February 8, 2013 in Gross, News

That’s what TMZ.com says. I like the theory one of our readers had — that the coke finally got to him. Just before taking the stage the other night and eating shit in front of an audience of hundreds, Marilyn Manson was being treated for flu symptoms. Manson collapsed and vomited onstage Wednesday night toward Read More

Alice In Chains, All That Remains Set For Welcome To Rockville

Posted by Chris Harris on January 25, 2013 in Gross, News

It’s true, people. Alice In Chains, All That Remains and Steel Panther will join Limp Bizkit, Stone Sour and others for this year’s Welcome To Rockville festival. The fest is scheduled to take place at the Metropolitan Park in Jacksonville, Florida, on April 27 and April 28. The bill also features MonstrO, Three Days Grace, Read More

Disturbed Frontman Promises Bands Return

Posted by Chris Harris on January 17, 2013 in Gross, News

This is fucking weak sauce, man. The shit ones never stay down, do they? Disturbed is one of those bands that should quit while it’s ahead. But no. David Draiman and his merry band of false metal minstrels will return one day. “The beast certainly is not dead — it’s just sleeping for a little Read More

Surrounded By Monsters Hate On The Bunny The Bear

Posted by Chris Harris on November 27, 2012 in Gross, News

So, in short, two shit-awful bands have something of a minor beef going. Fuck ‘em. They both blow. But, yes — Surrounded By Monsters has pulled off the remaining dates on itstour with The Bunny The Bear, claiming the latter lacks professionalism. “We, Surrounded By Monsters, regret to inform our fans that we have decided Read More

Whitechapel Bassist Busts His Hand

Posted by Chris Harris on November 2, 2012 in Gross, News

Ouch! That looks like it hurts. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Masturbating furiously will end up costing you in the end. I kid. I’m sure he’s very gentle with himself. Whitechapel bassist Gabe Crisp was probably just horsing around when he hurt his wittle thumb. “Might of hurt my Read More

Rwake Vs. Cattle Decapitation: Which Video’s Most Gross?

Posted by Chris Harris on October 23, 2012 in Gross, News, Video

Head to the end of this post for some gross shit. It’s almost as if Rwake watched the new Cattle Decapitation video, and was all like, “OK, Cattle Decapitation. We see your ‘Forced Gender Reassignment’ clip, and raise you ‘It Was Beautiful But Now It’s Sour.’” I’m not one for gross shit, necessarily. I’d take Read More

Cattle Decapitation’s New Video’s Fucked Up

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in Gross, News, Video

No one digs Cattle Decapitation more than this asshole but holy fucking hacked up small penis, is the new video from the band fucking crazy. It’s insane. I’m pretty much speechless. I wasn’t even going to watch it, because videos are dumb. But I couldn’t resist. And…wow. Just wow. The video for “Forced Gender Reassignment” Read More

Whitesnake Fan Sues After Slipping In Puke

Posted by Chris Harris on August 16, 2012 in Gross, News

I just read on Blabbermouth that some chick in the United King is suing her city’s council because she slipped in a big old puddle of upchuck. The Whitesnake fan claims she was injured after slipping and falling in the puke. She was attending a Whitesnake show at the time of her slip. Lindy Butcher, Read More