Does Asking Alexandria Have A New Singer?

Denis Shaforostov

Does anyone without a shaved vagina actually give a fuck? I think not. I certainly couldn’t care about Asking Alexandria, but according to this report by Alternative Press, the band has a new singer. Maybe you can use this information to start up a conversation with one of their fans, and take her home and […]

Ministry’s Jourgensen: Acting Like The Al Of Old


I agree with reader Josh Smick. I think America’s creepy uncle, Al Jourgensen of Ministry, is back on the sauce after his rehab stint. Or the needle. Or the pipe. Or whatever it is the dude utilizes when he wants to numb his conscience. In addition to flashing his pale hambone for the camera this […]

Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Drops Drawers For Mr. Belding


Al Jourgensen, the frontman for Ministry who claims he is off of drugs, exposed his dingus last night at the Whiskey A Go Go in California with Mr. Belding on hand for the fun. The picture, attached to this post, has since been removed from the Instagram account of the club. But it got out […]

Officials Investigating Sex Act At Dead Kennedys Show

A blurred image of the alleged sex act

I read an article from a reputable news agency claiming an investigation is underway into the alleged performance of a sexual act on stage during the Dead Kennedys’ gig January 15 in Solana Beach, California. So that’s where I need to move…Solana Beach. Sounds like the girls there are real friendly like. Pictures posted online […]

Slipknot, Hatebreed To Tour?


That’s the word, folks. Both Slipknot and Hatebreed are being tipped for a tour that’s going down this spring, people. One date for the tour has seemingly slipped out. Both bands are slated to play New Orleans on April 30 at Bold Sphere Music at Champions Square. In addition, Slipknot and Hatebreed are both on […]

Scar The Martyr Returning?


Is Scar The Martyr active once again? Does anyone actually give a shit? It remains to be seen on both counts. But in the meantime, the attached image was circulated on social media the other day, indicating that maybe — just maybe — Scar The Martyr are working together again. The band features ex-Slipknot drummer […]

New Project Featuring Ex-Megadeth Members Gets A Name

Shawn Drover

Unfortunately, the guys in this new band apparently don’t think it is time yet to reveal that name. In a new post online, Shawn Drover, former drummer for Megadeth, claims his new band with ex-Megadeth guitarist Chris Broderick and onetime Scar The Martyr singer Henry Derek Bonner has finally decided on a moniker. “Good progress […]

Serj Says “There Has Been Talk” Of New System Of A Down LP


Could it be true? Could System of a Down be heading in the direction of a new record? According to Serj Tankian’s latest interview with Rolling Stone, mayhaps. “There has been talk, and we are going to play this [upcoming U.S.] tour, come back and we’re going to see where we are,” said Serj. “If […]

Marty Friedman On Megadeth Return: “Who Knows?”


In a new interview, Marty Friedman, the onetime Megadeth guitarist who now calls Japan home, said he really doesn’t know if he’d return to the band, now that it needs a second strummer. According to Marty, he doesn’t know how to answer the question of whether or not he’d go back with Megadeth. “I don’t […]

For Once, I Agree With All That Remains Frontman Phil Labonte

All That Remains

OK, maybe twice. I did agree with his keen assessment that the last All That Remains album was a gigundo pile of manure. Twice. Twice in my life, I have agreed with Phil Labonte about something. The diminutively-statured lead singer for All That Remains recently sat down for an interview with Revolver magazine, as part […]