Archive for February, 2012

Feb 3
Metallica

Metallica To Break Up? Big Announcement Set For Tuesday

Posted by Chris Harris on February 3, 2012 in Huh?, News, Sarcasm

On Tuesday, Metallica will be making a special announcement at 11 a.m., West Coast time. That’s the West Coast of the United States. There is no official word on what this special announcement is yet, but my sources tell me the band will announce its break-up. My source? I just interviewed this homeless chap who Read More

Feb 2
Black Sabbath

Bill Ward Says He Might Be Sitting Out Black Sabbath Reunion

Posted by Chris Harris on February 2, 2012 in Huh?, News

Holy hockey puck in your ass, Batman! Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has revealed that he will not be able to partake in the recording sessions for the reunited band’s new album and subsequent touring activities unless he is presented with a “fair agreement.” In a statement, Ward writes, “I would love nothing more than Read More

Feb 1
Vinnie Paul

Vinnie Paul Gets Why Pantera Wouldn’t Like HellYeah

Posted by Chris Harris on February 1, 2012 in Huh?, News

Might that have anything to do with the fact that HellYeah’s the worst thing to happen to music file sharing? Vinnie Paul — a man I love and respect, but whose new band I can’t support because its the audio equivalent of a lynching — tells Loudwire that “some Pantera fans are on the fence Read More

Feb 1
Fred Durst

Fred Durst Still Using Outdated Nomenclature

Posted by Chris Harris on February 1, 2012 in Huh?, News

Remember in the 1990s, when you used to say “It’s on?” Admit it — you used to say that. People would be like, “Dude, let’s go smoke a bone behind the backstop,” and you’d be like, “Oh, it’s on.” Yesterday, Limp Bizkit frontman and perennial creepy boob Fred Durst promised the world some big news. Read More

Jan 26
Please let this be legit

Mr. Bungle To Return Too?

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in Featured, Huh?, News

So, Refused are back together. At The Drive-In are back together. Today, rumors of a Jawbreaker reunion got my dick raging hard. But this image…? That fucking image? My cock head might just explode, coating everything in a pinkish, purplish, reddish spatter. I don’t know where this image came from; I can only tell you Read More

Jan 26
A picture I took of the bar being pulled out of CBGB

Hardcore Mecca CBGBs To Return?

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in Featured, Huh?, News

So, this is just a rumor, but one worth spreading, especially considering I documented the deconstruction of the fucking punk and hardcore landmark. I watched as dudes tore apart a venue where, over the years, the rickety old stage experienced the thunder of Metallica, Black Flag, Sick Of It All, Bad Brains, Vision of Disorder, Read More

Jan 26
K.K. Downing

Former Judas Priest Guitarist Wants To Break Ground On Hotel

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in Huh?, News

Reports claim former Judas Priest guitarist Kenneth “K.K.” Downing has revealed his plans to build a multi-million hotel and leisure complex on the grounds of his English estate. Advocating for the development, Downing said dozens of jobs would be created as a result of the hotel at his stately home near Bridgnorth. The proposals for Read More

Jan 25
The one reason to go

Rockstar Energy Mayhem 2012 Lineup Leaks

Posted by Chris Harris on January 25, 2012 in Featured, Huh?, News

A radio station in Boise, Idaho, has let the lineup slip for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival. And yes, Slipknot look to be headlining the thing. The lineup will likely be revealed officially later today. Along with Slipknot, the tour will boast Slayer, Anthrax, As I Lay Dying, The Devil Wears Prada, Asking Alexandria Read More

Jan 24
Mr. Saturday Night

Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst Trying His Hand At Comedy

Posted by Chris Harris on January 24, 2012 in Huh?, News, Shamelessness

I betcha anything fucking Pauly Shore’s writin’ a whole bunch of jokes for him to use. Yes, folks: Fred Durst, that tubby frontfuck for Limp Bizkit — perhaps the worst band to have ever happened in the history of the world…ever — is branching out again. Now, Durst fancies himself a funny man. And no, Read More

Jan 24
Clown gets to 'act' with her

Slipknot’s Clown Turns Thespian, Joins Cast Of “The Devil’s Carnival”

Posted by Chris Harris on January 24, 2012 in Huh?, News

Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan is many things — a rocker, a writer, a photographer, a douche. He is many things, but not a true-to-form clown, which is funny, given his nickname. Now, add actor to that list of things Clown is. Dude will make his acting debut in “The Devil’s Carnival,” the new project Darren Read More