Gwar Gets New Frontwoman


This is kind of…unexpected. Gwar have a new singer to replace Dave Brockie, and it’s a woman. Her name is Vulvatron, according to reports. She is set to make her live debut with the band on November 22 in Detroit. She is described as “a spiky purple Amazon whose massive (prosthetic) breasts occasionally shoot geysers […]

Report Claims To ID Slipknot’s Drummer

Jay Weinberg

And the man behind the kit is…the same dude we figured it was in April: Jay Weinberg. The Toronto Sun, citing no credible sources, is perhaps late in reporting that “the son of revered E Street Band drummer Max Weinberg has reportedly signed up to replace Joey Jordison in masked heavy rock act Slipknot.” While […]

Is Mastodon Guitar Tech Slipknot’s New Bassist?

New bassist

Could it be, folks? Could Mastodon’s guitar tech Alessandro “Vman” Venturella be Slipknot’s new bassist? In Slipknot’s video for “The Devil In I” released today, we get to see the new bassist and drummer, but in masks. But Venturella’s hands are tatted up. Someone recognized those tats, and has let it slip that Alessandro’s the […]

Ted Nugent Says It’s Time To Ammo Up


He such an asshole. Mostly because he wears shirts with racist flags embroidered into them. But if Ted Nugent is right about 9/11, well, I don’t want to be the one who criticized him. I understand what he’s saying. Or maybe he has more specific information. But yes, terrorism does seem to be on the […]

Every Time I Die, The Ghost Inside To Tour?

Every Time I Die

That’s one hot rumor floating around the web this evening. The rumor hints that a late-2014 has been planned or is in the works, and will feature Every Time I Die and The Ghost Inside. The first leaked tour date for the suspected jaunt surfaced through several ticketing sites. It seems to imply that Hundredth […]

People Still Seemingly Care About Divine Heresy


I know I could give a fuck, but maybe you’re going to be excited to learn that there’s now two versions of Divine Heresy floating around in the world. They should both be floating around the rim of a toilet. It seems to me people care so let’s see if I can explain this. It […]

Exodus Fan Arrested For Posting Band’s Lyrics


At this point, you really need to be careful with what you post on Facebook. Freedom isn’t free. There’s a hefty fucking fee. You can’t even post lyrics to Exodus songs on Facebook now, as a Greenville, Kentucky, man has jus learned. Dude was charged with making “terroristic threats” after posting the lyrics to “Class […]

Exodus Worked With Dan The Automator On Latest LP

Blood In, Blood Out

This may not mean shit to you. Maybe you’re one of those ignorant metal heads who thinks all other genres are for pussies with no dicks or balls. Me? I love my metal. But not every occasion calls for bleeding ear drums. Sometimes, you gotta set the mood. You gotta lay down some phat beats […]

Billy Gould Talks New Faith No More

Faith No More

Faith No More bassist Billy Gould tells Classic Rock magazine (are they classic rock at this point?) the band may begin work on a new studio album at some point relatively soon. This, after the band debuted two new songs this summer during live sets. Gould says: “We’re considering doing something new. [But] we’re not […]

Mastodon: Living The Dream

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You know, there are a lot of metal bands I’d readily join and be a member of, but it looks like Mastodon has more fun than most. This Thursday night, for instance. The picture in this post was shot Thursday night and posted to Mastodon’s Twitter account. Some think they were busy shooting the video […]