Archive for May, 2013

May 24
David Lee Roth

Is David Lee Roth Starring In A Japanese Film?

Posted by Chris Harris on May 24, 2013 in Huh?, News, Video

The video at the end of this post confuses me. I can’t tell if it’s just a joke or legit. Seeing as I don’t understand Japanese scrawls. But you should watch this video, either way. It seems to be a trailer for a films featuring Van Halen’s Diamond David Lee Roth. It’s the most serious Read More

May 23
Tim Lambe$i$

Report Claims Tim Lambesis Worth $14 Million

Posted by Chris Harris on May 23, 2013 in Huh?, News

By now, you know As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis is sitting in a prison cell in Vista, California, having been arrested May 7 for allegedly hiring someone to snuff out his estranged wife, Meggan. He has formally plead not guilty to the charges, and his second defense attorney claims his client was driven Read More

May 21
Just wow

Jeff Hanneman Memorial T-Shirt Boasts Pic Of Gary Holt

Posted by Chris Harris on May 21, 2013 in Huh?, News

Many, many demerits for this one. I am not sure who made this shirt, or where its available for purchase. But holy shit…talk about royal fuck-ups. This is embarrassing to any Slayer fan worth their salt. Of course, Jeff Hanneman died earlier this month from liver failure, caused by an inordinate booze intake.

May 20
Shavo wants his life to return to this

SOAD’s Shavo Odadjian: Hacked Or Fed Up?

Posted by Chris Harris on May 20, 2013 in Huh?, News

It’s hard to tell whether the posts popping up this morning on billy goat-bearded System of a Down bassist Shavo Odadjian’s Facebook are authentic or the work of hacker fans. They seem legit, but at the same time, they seem so absolutely careless, you’d never imagine someone would willfully share information in such a manner. Read More

May 17
Lzzy Hale

Halestorm Singer Not Ruling Out Playboy Pictorial

Posted by Chris Harris on May 17, 2013 in Huh?, News

Well, it makes sense. She’s had plenty of practice posing for Revolver’s Hottest Chicks features — Playboy’s the next logical step. According to this interview, Lzzy Hale isn’t completely opposed to the idea of flashing her naughty bits to the world for a paycheck. “I haven’t really been asked that a lot,” says Hale, a Read More

May 14
Tim Lambesis

As I Lay Dying Frontman Tim Lambesis’ Prison Workout

Posted by Chris Harris on May 14, 2013 in Huh?, News

Some people must have a ton of time on their hands. How else do you explain ThePRP’s discovery of a year-old Tumblr post, written by Tim Lambesis, detailing what the As I Lay Dying frontman referred to dismissively as his “prison style workout.” I can only imagine how much working out Tim must be doing Read More

May 14
Thomas Pridgen

Ex-Mars Volta Drummer Joins Trash Talk?

Posted by Chris Harris on May 14, 2013 in Huh?, News

That seems to be what’s happened. California hardcore punk dudes Trash Talk seemingly have a new drummer now. No word yet on what happened to Sam Bosson, their regular drummer. But it would appear he is out of the band. Pridgen, formerly of The Mars Volta, wrote online yesterday, “On a good note I [am] Read More

May 11
Atreydude

Atreyu Lifting Hiatus?

Posted by Chris Harris on May 11, 2013 in Huh?, News

Fuck, I hope not. I know a lot of you folks may like Atreyu, but I considered them to be one of the worst bands around when they were active. Then they went on hiatus, and a smile came to my sad, clown face. But that smile was turned upside down today, when I realized Read More

May 10
Tool

Dudes Detained For Being Drunk Assholes, Demanding Plane Blast Tool

Posted by Chris Harris on May 10, 2013 in Huh?, News

Media reports are claiming two drunken assholes made a flight from Auckland to Christchurch nearly unbearable today. Two dudes, described as “heavy metal fans,” brought a boom box on Jetstar flight JQ249 and threatened to hurt passengers. The men yelled at staff to change the music on the flight to the relaxing sounds of Tool, Read More

May 10
NOT Sarah Kane

Lady On Piano Covers Cannibal Corpse

Posted by Chris Harris on May 10, 2013 in Huh?, Video

Yup. This is one of those posts. Somewhere in Philadelphia, there’s a singer named Sarah Kane. She must be a closet Cannibal Corpse fan. At the end of this post, you will find video of Kane playing a piano-based cover version of “Carnivorous Swarm.” The clip was directed by Brad Podray and was filmed at Read More