I’d never heard of Rhythm magazine before this week, and I wonder if their readers have ever heard of a little known drummer named Vinnie Paul Abbott? Played for a little band called Pantera? From Texas? Well, I guess the mag’s got more Slipknot fans who’re subscribers. Joey Jordison — the miniaturized kitman for Slipknot Read More
Well, where do we start with this one? If this actually went down — and the details seem kind of fuzzy, at fucking best — then someone’s ass needs to be locked up or kicked within an inch of it’s life. There is no crime more foul than rape — in my opinion. It warms Read More
I’ve got to admit: The Acacia Strain’s Vincent Bennett is pretty funny for a dude who’s band is kinda meh. And I must admit, the video at the end of this post is worth every second. I highly recommend it. Bennett’s band was on something called the Cool Tour featuring Cancer Bats, As I Lay Read More
Ouch! I guess someone said the wrong thing to the wrong person, because how else does that happen? Maybe a car or biking accident. Maybe he got drunk and fell? Safe word confusion? I mean, seriously — what happened? Well, it’s funny…the statement provided to Lambgoat doesn’t get into the how, just the whaaaaaaa! Yes, Read More
So, this morning, my friend Zeena Koda hops on my Facebook page and leaves me a link to the new Municipal Waste video, which debuted today on Fangoria. Her note to me was “Check it — the video is hilarious.” I’m never one to turn down the chance to laugh my balls off, so I Read More
Serj Tankian isn’t the world’s best-looking man. I am not the world’s best-looking man. And to be honest, there were no pics of hot girls on the site today, and I wanted to change that. So here’s a picture of a girl who — I bet — loves System of a Down, and hence, probably Read More
Going to see a Gwar show’s like going to Sea World or a Gallagher performance: The first few rows will get wet. But at Gwar shows, people aren’t soaked with watermelon juice or whale-shit-infested water. Instead, Gwar saturate the audience in fake semen, fake vomit, and fake blood. At least we hope its fake. Now, Read More
Massachusetts deathcore outfit The Acacia Strain — who have a new album out called Wormwood — are said to be planning a fall tour with a pretty solid lineup. According to The PRP, The Acacia Strain have tapped Terror, The Red Chord, and The Contortionist. Of course, this has not been officially confirmed, but The Read More
Last week, I spoke with Zakk Wylde during a conference call in which he said he’d break someone’s legs if it took four days in the studio to get a guitar tone, so I asked him: Have you ever actually broken someone’s leg, Zakk? I got him to admit that he has not — not Read More
Yes, folks — that’s right. The bad news we got yesterday about Behemoth frontman Nergal’s illness forcing the band to cancel its upcoming run with Watain, but today, we get some good news: Watain are still coming ashore. Because Watain can not be stopped. The band says in a statement that “there is no escape Read More