Sepultura Frontman Shoots Down “No More Albums” Rumor

Miss Leggs

So, some super fine chick named Hayley Leggs spoke with Derrick Green of Sepultura at this year’s Hellfest, and asked him about that rumor Max Cavalera claims to have heard, that the band were done releasing studio albums. Green said that “I have no idea [where Max got that from]. It’s absolutely ridiculous. All this […]

Suddenly, I’m Intrigued By A Band Called The Oath

The Oath

I wonder why I’d be so interested in them. I mean, the name The Oath isn’t all that great, and the fact that they couldn’t even come up with a name for their debut self-titled album for Rise Above Records strikes me as lazy. Think it could have something to do with the band’s members, […]

And Now, Here’s A Nude Picture Of Jill Janus From Huntress Barfing Into A Toilet

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That’s gotta fulfill someone’s fetish right? “Nothing gives me a chubby quicker than when a chick with a shitty boob job gets naked but keeps her socks on, and pukes in Germany.” I can see someone being into that. More so than I can see what revved Ian Watkins’ engine. So, Jill Janus of Huntress […]

NSFW: The Pretty Reckless Release New Album Art

Going to Hell

Now this is what Maria Brink should’ve done. If you’re going to expose your turd cutter, EXPOSE your fucking turd cutter. Fucking go for it. The image in this post is NSFW. It is the cover for the Razor & Tie debut from Taylor Momsen’s faux metal band The Pretty Reckless. The album drops March […]

Suddenly, I Care About A Band Called Adrenaline Rush

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I wonder why. Yes, folks — Frontiers Records has signed a band called Adrenaline Rush. A press release says the band is “fronted by one of the most talented and hottest chicks in today’s hard rock scene, Tåve Wanning.” A press release actually perved out on a chick. That’s weird. The band’s debut album was […]

Suddenly, I Care About A Band Named Evenoire

Evenoire

Or more specifically, the Italian symphonic metal act’s singer, Elisa “Lisy” Stefanoni. She is quite a looker. A stunner, really. I wonder what she looks like unclothed. I bet it’s a sight to behold. Can you tell it’s been two months since I’ve known the touch of a woman? Evenoire today announced that they have […]

Suddenly, I’m Interested In A Band Called Mist

Mist

And by interested, I mean hot for. Slovenian doom metal band Mist is comprised entirely of women. And cute ones, at that. Usually, band chicks are busted. But these girls look good, boy. I’d marry at least two of them on the spot. The band’s got this new demo out, which you can stream below […]

Suddenly, I Care About Some Broad Named Kiara Laetitia

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You know how I feel about symphonic metal. You do if you read the site on the regular, anyways. I hate that shit more than I hate racism and ass itch. But fuck, dude — this chick Kiara Laetitia could sing to me anytime. Preferably, into the head of my cock…using it like a microphone. […]

Xandria Get New Singer

Xandria

And forgive me for saying this, but, I’d make her my bride. I would. I’d put a ring on it if that’s what it’d take for her to be mine. I can’t believe I just write all that. German symphonic metal act Xandria have parted ways with their singer of the past three years, Manuela […]

Marmozets Sign With Roadrunner

Marmozets

I had never heard of England’s Marmozets before today, and now, have a crush on their singer. The band’s signed a deal with Roadrunner Records. The five-piece, which hails from Yorkshire, has released a brand new single, “Move, Shake, Hide,” and will release a debut album in the spring of 2014. Marmozets released their debut […]