Holy fucking mother of fuck, is that girl fucking hot! I mean, she’s so hot, it’s blasphemous. It’s unholy. She makes me want to commit sexual assault…which is just my rather creepy way of saying Korn drummer Ray Luzier’s future wife is dope. Lucky son of a bitch. Her name is Aspen Lea, and she Read More
Look at that. Someone that devoted to a band like Kvelertak, and with a waste that small, has gotta be a candidate for my future ex-wife, right? Kvelertak posted this fan pic on their Facebook page earlier today, and I fell in love. That chick has a sexy back. Sexy backs are totally underrated, in Read More
At least Strata’s former frontman is calling the shit he is selling art. I mean, I don’t know much about art. I know what I like and what I don’t like. Generally, I consider art to be paintings, sculptures, film, graffiti, and music. Not sketches of dude’s sucking their own wangs. Seemingly cock-obsessed Eric Victorino, Read More
So, I’ve held off on doing this story for a while, following the last spate of complaints about male genitalia abounding on the site, but this is something I’ve known about for a while. It’s metal’s own Weinergate. It seems Vampires Everywhere bassist Alex Rogue (born: Alex Hernandez) has confirmed that he was in a Read More
Not sure how I feel about that album cover right there; I feel wrong looking at it. Something tells me there might be a lawsuit or two in the works. And that logo is pretty vile. But the songs I heard by Panties, I enjoyed. You have to like thrashy, super-aggressive grind to appreciate it. Read More
I guess with Trent Reznor doing these film scores and working on his How To Destroy Angels project with his smokin’ hot wife, a lot of us assumed Nine Inch Nails would fall by the wayside. Not so, says Trent in a new online post that also confirms his involvement with “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.” Read More
Let me just say this right off the bat — I have never taken a dick pic. Basically, I don’t really trust other people very easily and I’m of the opinion that if it’s not a python, it should not be photographed. Clearly, Andy Williams of Every Time I Die is not like me. He’s Read More
I must admit — for the most part, this blog is a compilation of whatever comes to mind when I first see, hear, or read something. If I’m apathetic about some lame-ass band going out on tour with an even lamer-assed band, I just get to the goods as quickly as I can. In the Read More
Someone must care, because a press release went out about it. I mean, This Or The Apocalypse aren’t half bad. They even got Lamb of God’s Chris Adler to produce their new disc, Haunt What’s Left, which is in stores now. I’m just not a fan of the name. This Or The Apocalypse. As if Read More
Howdy, losers. Duff McKegels back again with the fourth installment in Gun Shy Assassin’s Battle of the Band Babes showdown — my attempt to narrow down metal’s hottest girlfriends and wives until we arrive at the top of the top, and name our Battles of the Band Babes winner. Of course, I can not do Read More