Archive for April, 2013

Apr 26
Bizarro world Axl Rose

Start Your Morning Off With Axl Rose — And Boobs!

Posted by Chris Harris on April 26, 2013 in News, Pervoscope, Video

If you are at work right now, rush to your smart phone right now, find us online, and go see boobs at the end of this post. King boob, Axl Rose, is actually also in the video. The footage was captured back in March during Guns N’ Roses’ set in Melbourne, Australia. I can’t be Read More

Mar 26
She likes crocs

There’s Movement In Krokodil

Posted by Chris Harris on March 26, 2013 in News, Pervoscope

Who are Krokodil? Well, there are two. One was a psychedelic band from Switzerland that people listened to back before you were a twinkle in your mum’s eye. There’s a new band with the name also. This version boasts former members of SikTh, Gallows, Johnny Truant, Cry For Silence and Hexes. Now, it seems there’s Read More

Mar 9
Vanessa and Ashley

Judas Priest Working On Next Record

Posted by Chris Harris on March 9, 2013 in In the Studio, New Records, News, Pervoscope

It’s true, kids. Get your leather pants dry cleaned. This is the best thing to happen all day. Other than my discovery of the picture in this post, which was shot during the making of the upcoming film “Spring Breakers.” That’s a gloriously naughty pic. Anyways, so a new post on Judas Priest’s official Web Read More

Feb 6
Battle of the Band Babes

Battle Of The Band Babes: Flo Vs. Strnad

Posted by Duff McKegles on February 6, 2013 in Battle of the Band Babes, Exclusive, Featured, Pervoscope

Back by popular demand, it’s the Battle of the Band Babes, a column series which ran the first few months of the site’s existence. It’d been a while since we’d heard from our perverted buddy (known to readers by his pen name, Duff McKegles) so we reached out and petitioned his prose and insight. He’s Read More

Dec 21
Capri

Cougar Tapped As Amberian Dawn’s New Singer

Posted by Chris Harris on December 21, 2012 in News, Pervoscope

So, I have no interest in Amberian Dawn, simply because symphonic metal puts me to sleep. But tell me you wouldn’t want to mount the band’s new cougar singer. Päivi “Capri” Virkkunen may be 40 years old, but I bet that body doesn’t look a day over 28. Damn, am I dating myself! I wanna Read More

Dec 19
This dude wanted to bang a baby and watches video of guys fucking caribous

Lostprophets Comment On Pervert Singer’s Arrest

Posted by Chris Harris on December 19, 2012 in News, Pervoscope

By now, you likely know that Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins has been arrested in the United Kingdom on a number of sex-related charges. Specifically, he’s accused of being a pederast with a penchant for “extreme” animal pornography. Now, the band has spoken out about Watkins’ perverse behavior (he’s accused of trying to have sex with Read More

Sep 28
Lisa Ann

Video: Mötley Crüe Frontman, Porn Star Team With Teen Rockers

Posted by Chris Harris on September 28, 2012 in Huh?, Pervoscope, Video

I apologize. I was at the Early Graves show last night and couldn’t sleep once I was home. So this morning, my lazy ass could not get out of my overly comfortable bed What better way to start the day then with footage of a bloated Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil, forgetting the lyrics to Read More

Aug 23
A picture from Doris:

Chthonic Frontwoman Subject Of New Photo Book

Posted by Chris Harris on August 23, 2012 in News, Pervoscope

People don’t buy records. Plain and simple. Unless they are actual fans of a band. Like, when the new Vision of Disorder comes out, this motherfucker’s buying it…because I have loved VOD since the mid-1990s, boy! People do, however, buy erotica. And porn. Because dude’s like to look at pictures of sexy broads — and Read More

Aug 23
They definitely like Papa Roach

Papa Roach Missing Uproar Energy Shows

Posted by Chris Harris on August 23, 2012 in News, Pervoscope

I forgot this tour was even happening. It seems Papa Roach have been missing shows on the Rockstar Uproar Energy Festival, another traveling circus of cock rock brought to you by liquid poison. The Roach’s absence can be blamed on singer Jacoby Shaddix’s vocals problems. P.O.D. were called in to replace them on the bill Read More

Aug 14
Just wow

Disturbing Image Surfaces From Annual Juggalo Gathering

Posted by Chris Harris on August 14, 2012 in Huh?, Pervoscope, Why?

I’m not a fan of Insane Clown Posse, or their fans, the Juggalos. This is something I have made well known in the past. I am, however, a fan of sex and blowjobs…a lot of which apparently went down this past weekend during the annual The Gathering of the Juggalos at Cave-In-Rock in Illinois. This Read More