This also just in…Abraham Lincoln has been shot. So, this week, a picture of a young, feather-haired Jon Bon Jovi surfaced that was shot back in the hair metal heyday of 1985. In the photo, 22-year-old Bon Jovi is depicted in a hotel room bed with a cluster of topless honeys with sweet peaches. We Read More
There was a time there when I thought Dr. Acula was going to be very popular. Like Attack Attack popular. It was at around the same time The Number 12 Looks Like You took off and Horse The Band was just starting to get notice. Circa 2006, 2007, I’d say. But it never quite happened Read More
What a way to spend a Saturday! Yesterday (July 24), I made the trek to Connecticut’s capital city, Hartford, for some Mayhem with one of my best friends, the Goat, and my pals Clinton and Randy. That picture’s of me, at Mayhem, that Randy shot with his cell; notice the Profanatica shirt and the VIP Read More
Out where I grew up, people name their homes. Its weird. But people do it. On one block (and this is no bullshit…its out in Montauk, New York), there was this house that some pretentious person named “Passing Winds.” I may be remembering it wrong, but it was either that or (someone correct me if Read More
I am a fan of Sasha Grey. The chick knows how to take it like a true champ. She’s done everything and anything you can think of on film, and, much to my chagrin, has decided to try and do a Traci Lords and make the move to more mainstream film work. And she’s succeeding, Read More
For a good year there, it seemed Aerosmith was done for. Steve Tyler fell off stage during a show, and shattered his entire skeleton, I think. And then, Steven was talking about branching out and focusing on “brand Tyler” and the rest of Aerosmith was all like, “Go ahead and do your own thing, dicklips. Read More
Ferret Music will soon release the latest album from Arizona’s Knights of the Abyss, a fury-fueled metal group I have been listening to since May. Their third album, The Culling of Wolves, is, from what I’ve heard, heavier than a bucket full of Ununoctium. I think it’s going to shock quite a few people. The Read More
Smoking hot English model Kelly Brook reminds me of the kind of chicks dudes from Guns N’ Roses, Poison, and Motley Crue tore through during the 1980s. She’s got smoky eyes, luscious, long chestnut-colored hair and the kind of body that makes me thank the devil I’m a man. Today, Egotastic, which is not a Read More
And I like Demi Lovato. On August 20, she turns 18…five days before my birthday. I think it’s a sign we belong together. Or not. Anyways, back in 2008, I interviewed Demi for a piece I wrote for MTV News, in which Joe Jonas’ ex-broad discusses the band’s she loves. “[Metal isn't] all I listen Read More
Every time I watch HBO’s “True Blood,” I find myself asking the same question (usually out loud) during that opening montage with the preachers, the KKK imagery, the river baptisms, the sped-up decaying of a fox, the Redneck in the rocking chair, and the kids with berry-smeared faces: Who is that chick with the ass, Read More