And its basically boring as fuck. The third annual rendition of the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival returns in late August with more than 30 shows throughout North America. The main stage will feature the boring likes of Shinedown, Godsmack, Staind, Papa Roach, and Adelitas Way. There will also be the Ernie Ball Stage and Read More
For years, whenever I have been asked by someone what my favorite word for vagina is (and I am asked this a lot, mind you), I have always said axe wound. Now, penis wrinkle from Bullet For My Valentine’s gone and ruined it for me, naming his new band Axewound. I suppose I could switch Read More
Don’t fret, Bullet For My Valentine fans! Matt Tuck is not leaving those pathetic Brits who claim to be a metal band. False bastards. Tuck says he will announce his new side project within the next day or so, and he tells his fans to chill the fuck out. “Stop freaking out everybody, no, I Read More
Great. Why won’t these dudes just stop already? And by the way, yes — I am fully aware that they are not a metal band. They are a nu metal band. They are poop. They appeal to the lowest common denominator. I don’t like Linkin Park. Just so we’re clear. Linkin Park spoke with Spin.com Read More
I got a press release the other day, and it contained this picture of a dude named Zardonic. My first thought was this fool likes look a character from “Mortal Kombat,” but has probably never been in a fight in his life, ironically. Zardonic is a “Bass-Metal producer,” the press release claims. What in the Read More
So, the following may sound like veiled jealousy, but I assure you I would never want to attend the Golden Gods Awards. They’re a sham, just like the magazine behind them — an event fueled by greed and ad sales. At the end of this post, you will find a video of Marilyn Manson performing Read More
Oh fuck! This is not cool at all. A report by the San Mateo County Coroner’s Office that was released April 6 confirms rumors that legendary guitarist Ronnie Montrose died at his own hands. Montrose killed himself with a shotgun. The toxicology report also showed his blood-alcohol level at 0.31% when he died — almost Read More
I have long known that Emmure suck balls. I’m part of a larger group of actual metal heads who feels this band is the worse thing to happen since Euronymous’ murder. Today, they released a lyric video — which follows at the end of this post — for a new song called “I Am Onslaught.” Read More
This is fucking stupid. Don’t say you’re breaking up and then not break up. That’s bullshit. Here’s a statement from Oceano, who suck balls and honestly should have broken up years ago. Fucking worst band ever. “Don’t call it a comeback! Oceano are excited to reveal that they will NOT be breaking up after Read More
You know, a lot of people in this “scene” talk a big game about how we’re all supposed to be in this shit together, and that we’re all — ultimately — brethren because of this common bond we share. It’s a lot of horse shit. Like with everything in society, there are the chosen and Read More