I was watching Pawn Stars the other day, or was it post-season baseball? That’s not important. What is important is that I saw the trailer for the final installment in the Saw film franchise: Saw 3D. You know, the commercial where an arm comes out of the movie screen and plucks someone out of the Read More
You know…The Soulless!?! The artists previously-known as Ignominious Incarceration? Yeah, those guys. Well, they’re coming back, new name and all, with a new album this coming spring and according to the band’s site, they’ve booked some studio time late this year to track the effort. The Soulless will enter Outhouse Studios in Reading, England, on Read More
I know some of you will probably call me a “faggot” for the following statement, but I don’t agree with hunting for sport. No — I’m not a vegan. I just don’t think stalking an animal with a brain the size of Varg’s makes you very tough. I think it makes you a bored pussy. Read More
Could the music actually live up to the title? I doubt it. I don’t know…DevilDriver are just one of those bands I can’t get down with. They actually make me miss Coal Chamber, and no one misses Coal Chamber. Right? Mark Lewis produced the forthcoming Beast, which drops February 22. Phat! I guess my biggest Read More
PHAT! I mean, for weeks now, I’ve been trying to figure out what — if anything — could enhance the experience of listening to the new Disturbed LP Asylum, and my first thought was a video game that put me in an insane asylum, forcing me to find my way out. Because listening to that Read More
They only come around about once a month to perform and a lot of times, they end up going on late. Like a woman’s period. In fact, Guns N’ Roses have earned such a reputation for tardiness that it’s just accepted and expected. The band played in Manchester, England, Monday night and — according to Read More
So why not bring you some news about a band you probably forgot about and didn’t know had reunited. Mr. Big — not that douche from “Sex and the City” but the cheesy ‘80s rock troupe — will release new music in 2011. Fucking phat! The disc will be out in January through Frontiers Records. Read More
Yeah, that’s right — I said it. The Smashing Pumpkins frontman is a complete and utter douche. And the video that follows is all the proof in the world you need. But I will provide more proof. I have had a chance to interview this dude, both in person and over the phone. He’s just Read More
Well, I guess it makes sense. The band are working on new material at this very minute, which will probably be out by next summer. And Kevin Lyman starts booking that festival basically the day after it wraps. So, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this rumor’s fucking true. How did Read More
Why? Why Adam, why? Now every time Mariano Rivera exits the bullpen to close things out, I’m gonna think of gay stuff. Like hot pants. Adam Lambert — the lipstick-donning “American Idol” runner-up from two years ago — covered Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” over the weekend during a live gig in New Zealand, forever ruining the Read More