Online Game Tests Your Drum-Face Recognition

You be the judge

Need something to break up the monotony of another work day? Go here, then. Play everyone’s favorite new online game…Cumming or Drumming. Complete with ’70s porn music. The concept is simple: You’ll be shown a male or female face. You need to determine whether they’re popping off or just pounding the kit. There’s a NSFW […]

Breaking: New Members Of The Faceless Fired Before Identities Announced

Ya fired!

Recent reports claim that three as of yet announced members of the Faceless have parted ways with the band. The members, whose identities are still unknown, were a guitarist, drummer, and bassist meant to replace Wes Hauch, Alex Rudinger, and Evan Brewer. Michael Keene, lead shredder, clean vocalist, founder, and renowned CEO of the Faceless, […]

Lord Dying’s Tour Diary: Meeting Mr. & Mrs. Meth And Getting Black Tusk Tats

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Lord Dying, an incredibly sick band signed to Relapse Records, is out there on the road somewhere, blasting awesomeness while heading to the next gig on their ongoing trek in support of their forthcoming album, Poisoned Altars. The guys have been keeping a little tour diary for us, and what follows is the first installment. […]

Exclusive: Lord Dying Offer Up The Ultimate Road Playlist

Lord Dying

At this very second, the guys from Relapse Records band Lord Dying are traversing the West Coast, playing shows with Castle to get the word out about their forthcoming album, Poisoned Altars. That record won’t actually be released until late January, much to our chagrin. But to remind you all about their trek with Castle, […]

Ghost Selling New Watch

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They made dildos — why not a watch? Because really, you need to know what time it is when you’re fucking yourself. They’ve made just 150 of them (smart), meaning chances are you won’t fucking get one. Why make just 150 of something? I guess, maybe, they’ll make more if they all sell quickly, and […]

Video: Temple Of The Dog Reunite On Stage

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If you remember the 1990s, chances are you remember the band Temple of the Dog. They were comprised of member of Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Mother Love Bone, and other Seattle area bands. Well, they released one fucking album, and never toured, and basically, died with the decade. Last night, in California, Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell […]

Brujeria Are Back

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Holy fucking shit! Brujeria — boasting members of Carcass and Napalm Death — are returning, folks. The band has signed a new deal with Nuclear Blast Entertainment. They have a new album all set for release in 2015, too. This is the best news I’ve heard since she said told me her period came. The […]

Gene The Machine — Greatest Metal Drummer Ever?

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Greatest metal drummer of all time is a title that gets thrown around more often than not. Everyone has their own opinion of who could be and is the so-called “best” behind the kit. Many factors play into it; whether it’s about speed, style, substance or history of work. One drummer, in my humble opinion, […]

Tool’s Jones Joins Palms On Stage

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Not only did Tool guitarist Adam Jones join Palms on stage during the band’s set last night at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, but Palms played a new song, too, according to ThePRP. Or at least that’s what it seems like. Unless this is some strange cover. Jones assisted on the track “Shortwave Radio.” Palms […]

Let’s Check Out Some New At The Gates!

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It’s happening. Today is the day. We finally get to hear a full tune off the new At the Gates. The record is the band’s first in 19 years. What follows is the title track to At the Gates’ upcoming album, At War With Reality, due out worldwide on October 27 via Century Media Records. […]