Readers’ Bands: Chris Picha’s A Progressive Pimp

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The subject of this week’s Readers’ Band column is one man. Just to clarify. The dude’s name is Chris Picha, and he’s a progressive metal guitarist who releases instrumental albums — the most recent, a four-song EP called Transcendence. Chris’ music follows at the end of this post, folks. Chris wrote us, asking for some […]

Readers’ Bands: Let’s Check Out The Opaque

The Opaque

A while back, we received an email from a dude named Dan Dooley, the vocalist for a melodic death metal band based out of Los Angeles called The Opaque.   The band’s released a 5-track EP, and wanted to get some love on GSA for it. “We get a lot of comparisons to The Black […]

Readers’ Bands: Philly Sludge From Bardus

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Good news, kids. This week’s Readers’ Band is actually halfway decent, which is nice. I like when good bands fucking follow the page, and not ones that sound like more feminine versions of Black Veil Brides. Bardus are from Philadelphia, and for some reason, the sludgy noise rock outfit remain unsigned. That’s a tragedy, yo. […]

Readers’ Bands: Writhe Rip

Strangers

A while back, we here at Gunshy Assassin received an email from a fellow named T.J., who plays in Vermont-based unsigned band Writhe (who don’t have any band photos — hence, the imagery from their EP). T.J. praised the site, and wanted us to check out Writhe for a possible write-up in this column. “We’ve […]

Readers’ Bands: Rhetoric Are Pretty Insane

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I don’t know what to make of Rhetoric. I do know I kind of dig what they’re doing. It just sounds so much different than what’s going on in the scene these days I’m taken aback. Usually, Readers’ Bands are just derivative drivel. Rhetoric are comprised of members living in Massachusetts and Connecticut. The band […]

Readers’ Bands: Now, Here’s Lest We Forget

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I hate to be mean sometimes. I truly do. But I’d like to forget that someone from Lest We Forget reads the blog, because, well, they’re metal’s One Direction, basically. I mean, they seem like nice enough and pretty lads. They’re from England, after all. But Lest We Forget’s single, which they sent me a […]

Readers’ Bands: Trust That No Trust Rules

No Trust

I’ve gotta hand it to Ben Guzman. Not only is the dude in a fucking wicked awesome band called No Trust, he’s a smart fellow and a genuine reader of this site. He must be. His emailed to me carried the subject heading “Kate Upton.” You know I opened that motherfucker quick. My initial disappointment […]

Readers’ Bands: Valhalla Rising Are Rough And Raw

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This week, I decided to take some time out of my day to devote to Valhalla Rising, a London, Ontario-based four-piece that deals in straight fucking metal that’s raw and unrefined. This band could benefit from a producer, as you’ll see from the tune (a pre-production number) that follows at the end of this post. […]

Readers’ Bands: Kingdom Of Giants Craft Banal Metalcore

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Sadly or perhaps not sadly, I’m not much for the metalcore anymore. Hell, I saw all of the greats — the fuckers who started the fucking genre — rock stages back in the day, so it’s been hard to get behind the bands of the modern scene after watching bands of nincompoops sully the metalcore […]

Readers’ Bands: Mahogany Head Grenade Got Riffs

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We get emails from all sorts of bands — from punk rockers and emo pussies to thrash bands and blackened death metallers. Today, we’ve got something for the general guitar nerds out there. Dallas, Texas-based Mahogany Head Grenade is a progressive metal trio that lacks vocals. Some people have problems with instrumental bands; I only […]