So, we were going to go with this really elaborate design for our second Gun Shy Assassin tee shirt, but we have thought better of it. Too much detail, and too fucking complicated. We were going to mock Megadeth’s Rust In Peace cover; that was the idea. I was going to be one of the Read More
Because what do you get for the Kiss fan who has everything? You get them whatever piece of crap it is the band is releasing now. Now, Kiss has teamed with Figures Toy Company to introduce Kiss action figures, reminiscent of those released in the late 1970s. Just like Gene Simmons, “these figures will have Read More
You know, some asshole said on TV the other day that DJs are the new rock stars, and that by year’s end, DJs will be the new musical trend. People will be bowing to dudes who stand behind turntables, performing for people loaded on either drugs or alcohol. Jonathan Davis is always ahead of the Read More
I betcha anything fucking Pauly Shore’s writin’ a whole bunch of jokes for him to use. Yes, folks: Fred Durst, that tubby frontfuck for Limp Bizkit — perhaps the worst band to have ever happened in the history of the world…ever — is branching out again. Now, Durst fancies himself a funny man. And no, Read More
OK, so, this is basically the last fucking straw. First Lulu, and now, Metallica are releasing a 3D film? I’m done with them. Done. “As you know, we generally make it a policy not to comment on gossip or rumors, but we also pride ourselves on being first with ‘Tallica news,” the band’s site reads. Read More
Recently, a rumor spread around the internet that Bon Jovi’s own Jon Bon Jovi had died. I even saw people I know, who I thought were smart, post RIP messages to dude, and I laughed. In this day and age, if it’s not on CNN, the Associated Press, and, sadly, TMZ, it didn’t happen. Anyways, Read More
I hope all of you had just the merriest freakin’ Christmas ever. Me? I spent the morning with my beautiful niece, playing Angry Birds, building Lego prisons, and making silly videos. I got to see my kick-ass sister and my kick-ass brother-in-law, and my amazing parents. We laughed, dished out gentle ribbings, watched “March of Read More
We all knew this one was coming. Last week, Metallica released four tracks that didn’t make the final cut during the Death Magnetic sessions and now, they’re selling those awful sounding rejects together, because there are at least 13,000 people who will buy anything this band’s associated with. “Last week we celebrated our 30th anniversary Read More
I’m ashamed of America. Korn’s 10th studio album, The Path Of Totality, is projected to sell between 45,000 and 50,000 copies in the United States in its first week of release, reports industry Web site Hits Daily Double. Really? Really America? I thought we were in a recession. I thought people were being more picky Read More
Yes, folks. There is one reason, and one reason only for why we’re posting this video: It is full of breasts. Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts. So, in short, if you’re at work, maybe you should just pull out your iPhone or Droid, look up the site on Google (if you haven’t already bookmarked it, and Read More