Archive for January, 2012

Jan 30
This is one of the two greatest tee shirts ever made by man

Shameless Promotion Post: We’ve Got A New Tee Shirt For Sale

Posted by Chris Harris on January 30, 2012 in Featured, News, Shamelessness

So, we were going to go with this really elaborate design for our second Gun Shy Assassin tee shirt, but we have thought better of it. Too much detail, and too fucking complicated. We were going to mock Megadeth’s Rust In Peace cover; that was the idea. I was going to be one of the Read More

Jan 29
You know you want 'em

Retro Kiss Action Figures Coming Soon

Posted by Chris Harris on January 29, 2012 in News, Shamelessness

Because what do you get for the Kiss fan who has everything? You get them whatever piece of crap it is the band is releasing now. Now, Kiss has teamed with Figures Toy Company to introduce Kiss action figures, reminiscent of those released in the late 1970s. Just like Gene Simmons, “these figures will have Read More

Jan 26
JDevil

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Is Working On A DJ Record

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in News, Shamelessness

You know, some asshole said on TV the other day that DJs are the new rock stars, and that by year’s end, DJs will be the new musical trend. People will be bowing to dudes who stand behind turntables, performing for people loaded on either drugs or alcohol. Jonathan Davis is always ahead of the Read More

Jan 24
Mr. Saturday Night

Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst Trying His Hand At Comedy

Posted by Chris Harris on January 24, 2012 in Huh?, News, Shamelessness

I betcha anything fucking Pauly Shore’s writin’ a whole bunch of jokes for him to use. Yes, folks: Fred Durst, that tubby frontfuck for Limp Bizkit — perhaps the worst band to have ever happened in the history of the world…ever — is branching out again. Now, Durst fancies himself a funny man. And no, Read More

Jan 6
Metallica

Metallica 3D Movie Confirmed

Posted by Chris Harris on January 6, 2012 in News, Shamelessness

OK, so, this is basically the last fucking straw. First Lulu, and now, Metallica are releasing a 3D film? I’m done with them. Done. “As you know, we generally make it a policy not to comment on gossip or rumors, but we also pride ourselves on being first with ‘Tallica news,” the band’s site reads. Read More

Dec 28
Jon Bon Jovi, alive and well

Some Tool In Some Shitty Metal Band Takes Credit For Jon Bon Jovi Death Hoax

Posted by Chris Harris on December 28, 2011 in News, Shamelessness

Recently, a rumor spread around the internet that Bon Jovi’s own Jon Bon Jovi had died. I even saw people I know, who I thought were smart, post RIP messages to dude, and I laughed. In this day and age, if it’s not on CNN, the Associated Press, and, sadly, TMZ, it didn’t happen. Anyways, Read More

Dec 26
Suicide Silence do it for the kids

Suicide Silence Did Something Nice, Take Credit For It

Posted by Chris Harris on December 26, 2011 in News, Shamelessness

I hope all of you had just the merriest freakin’ Christmas ever. Me? I spent the morning with my beautiful niece, playing Angry Birds, building Lego prisons, and making silly videos. I got to see my kick-ass sister and my kick-ass brother-in-law, and my amazing parents. We laughed, dished out gentle ribbings, watched “March of Read More

Dec 13
Beyond Magnetic

Metallica Now Selling Those Death Magnetic Rejects As Digital EP

Posted by Chris Harris on December 13, 2011 in News, Shamelessness

We all knew this one was coming. Last week, Metallica released four tracks that didn’t make the final cut during the Death Magnetic sessions and now, they’re selling those awful sounding rejects together, because there are at least 13,000 people who will buy anything this band’s associated with. “Last week we celebrated our 30th anniversary Read More

Dec 8
Korn

More Than 45,000 Americans Will Buy Audio Tripe

Posted by Chris Harris on December 8, 2011 in News, Shamelessness

I’m ashamed of America. Korn’s 10th studio album, The Path Of Totality, is projected to sell between 45,000 and 50,000 copies in the United States in its first week of release, reports industry Web site Hits Daily Double. Really? Really America? I thought we were in a recession. I thought people were being more picky Read More

Nov 30
Deuce

Ex-Hollywood Undead Frontman Releases Tit-Filled Video

Posted by Chris Harris on November 30, 2011 in News, Shamelessness, Video

Yes, folks. There is one reason, and one reason only for why we’re posting this video: It is full of breasts. Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts. So, in short, if you’re at work, maybe you should just pull out your iPhone or Droid, look up the site on Google (if you haven’t already bookmarked it, and Read More