I don’t know that it’s kosher to do this, but Dillinger Escape Plan frontman has taken to his site with a brilliant diatribe on file-sharing that is so good, I may just run it as is. It would’ve made an amazing first column for Gun Shy Assassin, but I guess he never got our invite Read More
I happen to think Oceano’s last album, Contagion, was the worst thing to happen to metal since the death of Ronnie James Dio. They totally suck and pander to the lowest common denominator. In fact, the band’s latest effort even made our Worst of 2010 list, because it sucked shit. Now, I have another reason Read More
When Revolver’s Golden Gods award show takes over Club Nokia in Los Angeles on April 20, fucking William Shatner will be honored with the Honorary Headbanger Award award, rendering these awards officially meaningless and totally hallow. If fucking Shatner can get a Golden God, anyone can. Shatner will be on hand to accept his award, Read More
The thing about Rob Zombie is, he’s got rabid fucking fans. They live for the man’s work and gobble up the dude’s extensive line of merchandise like the fate of the free world depended on it. But Rob’s bordering on ridiculous with all the products he’s hawking. Rob Zombie is the new Kiss. Next thing Read More
I miss Ronnie James Dio. Just knowing that dude was around made this world seem a little less crazy. Things seem to make more sense. Since Ronnie’s death, nothing seems to make sense. Take the news that Tim “Ripper” Owens — of Judas Priest, Iced Earth, and Charred Walls of the Damned fame — will Read More
So, I know a lot of people can’t stand this band. I also know a lot of people dig this band. I think their name sucks: The Devil Wears Prada. Yuck! It’s just the worst name ever. And the music is weak sauce, in my opinion. But maybe Adam Dutkiewicz can perform some kind of Read More
Why does this shit always happen in Ohio? Remember that it was back in 2004 when Dime was gunned down by some crazy fuck in Ohio — and now, some deranged asshole’s gone on a stabbing spree in an Ohio bar, and ended up shanking a dude from a false band called Noise Auction — Read More
The Rock Your Face Off Fest is little more than a week away, and if you live within driving distance of Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, Massachusetts, you should really make it a point to attend; tickets are available through the Rock Your Face Off Fest site. Remember, the event is being co-sponsored by Gun Read More
The actual video has yet to surface, but IsAnyoneUp? claims to have footage of Craig Owens — formerly of Chiodos and currently of D.R.U.G.S. — in a shady hotel room somewhere with porn starlet Raven Alexis. God knows what they were up to in there. But that picture pretty much sums it up. Naked porn Read More
They’ve been talking up this new singer they’ve been auditioning for weeks, and they’ve been getting everyone worked up about their new album and the future of the band for months — I’m fucking sick of it. Let’s hear who this fucking new singer is already! Enough is enough. Less hyping, more divulging. Fucking give Read More