Report: Mere Seconds At A Rock Show Will Hurt Your Hearing

It's true

The quick version of this story is, You’re fucked. Your hearing, in particular. That’s because you love metal, and, well, metal shows are fucking loud and you don’t always remember to bring earplugs with you, so…you’re fucked. The World Health Organization’s latest figures claim 1.1 billion teenagers and young adults are at risk of permanently […]

In This Moment, Upon A Burning Body To Tour

Ugh...

I’m fucking sorry, everybody. I’m sorry for the overabundance of In This Moment news on the site today, but there really wasn’t much going on, and ideally, I try to get at least ten posts up on the site every day. So fucking back off haters. Yes, people — In This Moment will be headlining […]

Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson Battling Cancer

Bruce...

Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson has cancer. But not to fret — the tumor was caught early and Bruce is expected to make a full recovery. The man we all respect and wish we were has complete a course of chemotherapy and radiology after the discovery of a cancerous tumor on the back of his […]

Evergreen Terrace Drummer Severely Injured

Moxey

This is fucking awful news. Brad Moxey, the drummer for Evergreen Terrace, fell off a ladder on February 6, plunging 25 feet towards a brick sidewalk. Brad was doing contracting work at the time. Brad was knocked unconcious for over 20 minutes after the fall. He shattered his elbow into so many pieces that it […]

Five Finger Death Punch Have Title For Next Opus

Fine Fecal Bagel Brunch

Admittedly, yesterday was a tough day for me. It wasn’t easy revealing to you all that I was basically giving up — that I was killing something I started years ago, something most of you enjoyed. Over the last 24 hours, I have heard from many of you — either through Facebook, via email, or […]

An Important Announcement Regarding GunShyAssassin

Sadly, it is...

It has been four-plus years since I first launched GunShyAssassin.com, and today, I have some unfortunate news I must report. I have made a tough decision that has ultimately been a long time coming, and will no doubt bring a smile to many smug fucking faces out there, much to my chagrin. This spring, when […]

Former Cold Guitarist Dies

RIP

We don’t know what caused his death, but Eddie Rendini has died. Eddie is the former guitarist for the band Cold. He was also known for his work with the bands Collapsing Lungs and Darwin’s Waiting Room. Try as I might, I can not figure out how old this dude was, but he was young. […]

Unholy Grave Drummer Dead

Unholy God

Here’s some shitty news to end your day with. The drummer for Japanese grindcore band Unholy Grave has died. His name was Hironori Suzuki, but fans and the band knew him as Hee-Chung. Suzuki was only 33 years old. Says the band: “We are deeply sorry to hear about the death of our brother. We […]

U.K. Sonisphere A No-Go For 2015

Enslaved

Just as it was cancelled in 2013, so too has the 2015 installment of Sonisphere Festival been nixed. The usually-annual fest held in Knebworth, U.K., isn’t happening, according to a statement from the Sonisphere organizers. Says the statement: “Team Sonisphere reluctantly confirm that Sonisphere will not take place in the UK in 2015. We’ve been […]

Five Finger Death Punch Plotting LP For Late 2015

Fine Fecal Bagel Brunch

Great. Just when I thought this year couldn’t get any worse comes word of a new album from those complete and utter fucking douche nozzles in Five Finger Death Punch. And yes, this year has sucked for me thus far. I’ve already been to the emergency room. The hot water heater in my building took […]