That’s right, people — get ready for badness! Toxic Holocaust and Midnight will be head out on tour together next month. The name of the tour? The “Atomic Sleeze Tour.” That’s a decent enough name, I guess. Those dates follow at the end of this post. Toxic Holocaust are unruly. Not that familiar with Midnight, Read More
Oh man, could I care less! I kid. I won’t be going, but this tour isn’t so bad. Kill Devil Hill — the band featuring drummer Vinny Appice (Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell, Dio) and bassist Rex Brown (Pantera, Down) — will hook up with Adrenaline Mob for a run of gigs in May. Of Read More
That’s right, my little gunslingers. Terror will team up with Bane, Naysayer and Rotting Out for a tour that’ll crisscross the U.S. starting in mid-July. Those dates follow at the end of this post. Who plans on going? You single dudes should definitely go. Why? Well, hardcore chicks are slutty.
Oh yeah, folks. Mutilation Rites — one of the best black metal bands going at the moment — will be touring the Midwest this spring. They’ll be loading up the van, and leaving the comforts of New York for the middle of America, where the girls are corn fed. Or is it milk fed? I Read More
But it’s OK — they’re going on tour, which makes it all alright. Scale The Summit have parted ways with bassist Jordan Eberhardt. I knew a kid in elementary school with that last name. He was a fucking asshole. “Jordan decided earlier in the year he no longer wanted to tour full time so we Read More
And now, in news that fucking rules, Municipal Waste will be hitting the road soon, crushing eardrums and raping shrubs in a town near you. I was kidding about the shrubs. They’re not weird like that. But really…is that weird? And can it be rape if the bush has the inability to vocalize a “No?” Read More
So, I’m prone to dishing out a bit of criticism here and there on this site. In fact, I consider myself awesome at it. But I am not perfect. I have never claimed to be perfect — only to be awesome, which I am. I’m a catch. This has nothing to do with Shadows Fall Read More
I wish I lived in California sometimes. The other day, I said that I’d be down to help with gang vocals on the new Strife record. This seemingly caught the eye of the band. Guitarist Andrew Kline got in touch and said I should come on down to help, and I was psyched. But then, Read More
This is about as rad as your game is sad, son. What I’m trying to say is it’s fucking rad! A Life Once Lost — who have been working on their new album recently, with plans to record in the next week and change — have rolled out a bunch of dates. The gigs will Read More
Holy fuck, you people are in for a motherfucking treat! The reunited Refused have announced a ton of shows for July, meaning more of you will get a chance to see them this summer. Previously, the dude’s had only announced a spattering of North American shows. Now, this is a full on tour, and the Read More