It Must Be Sad To Be Black Veil Brides’ Andy Biersack

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I’m sure Andy Biersack gets his fair share of chicks on the road. I’m sure they’re all super hot. They probably blumpkin him and even offer up their rectums for savaging. I’d bet Biersack doesn’t worry each month about paying his bills, and can probably afford to buy whatever he wants without having to put […]

Limp Bizkit Meets Seinfeld In New Mashup

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I usually don’t post about mashups, because most just do not work. But the following video is pretty fucking genius. It blends Limp Bizkit’s deplorable song “Break Stuff” with the opening theme to what most consider the greatest TV comedy of all time. And believe it or not, it works. Check it out if you […]

Video: Watch Puddle Of Mudd’s Wes Scantlin Ride An Airport Baggage Carousel

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Video showing Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd being a douche and Denver International Airport has started making the rounds. A Denver news station must have requested the video, and posted it late Sunday. In the video report at the end of this post, you’ll see what Wes did to get arrested last month — […]

Video: Start Your Day Off With A Twerking Metal Chick

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Good morning. Today’s going to be pretty awesome, I’m hoping. At least it is starting out on an awesome note. Someone emailed me a 45-second video while I was sleeping that I simply had to share with my gentleman readers…and some of you lady readers, too Something tells me everyone would be able to appreciate […]

Killer Be Killed Make Live Debut Down Under

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Sometimes, I wish I was born in Brisbane over Brooklyn. Australia just seems so fucking chilled out. There’s waves to surf, alcoholism isn’t frowned upon, and the girls (at least the ones I’ve met who’ve visited New York or moved here for work) are laid-back and generally down for the fornication. But then I realize […]

Video: Metallica’s James Hetfield Says He Feels Ashamed

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And unbelievably, that shame he feels has nothing to do with Metallica’s last three albums. Although it should. No, folks — James Hetfield is ashamed about the man he used to be. In a video available at the end of this post, James doesn’t think any of us would like that man. “You wouldn’t really […]

Death-Adoring Band Gruesome Detail Debut

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Long ago, we told you about death metal supergroup Gruesome, which features guys from Exhumed, Possessed, Malevolent Creation and Derketa. The band formed over a mutual respect for the works of Death, and has said its music would be an homage of sorts to the long-defunct groundbreakers. Gruesome features Exhumed’s Matt Harvey and drummer Gus […]

Video: Faith No More Perform New Song In Japan

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I have been to Japan, and let me tell you — it’s a fascinating, wondrous nation with lots to see and do. One of my all-time favorite bands, Faith No More, played a concert in Japan while most of us were sleeping. Fan-shot footage of the February 18 performance in Tokyo follows at the end […]

Believe It Or Not, Tool Are Recording

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It looks like the time has finally come. Tool’s members are back in a recording studio in Los Angeles, working on material for its forthcoming album. A new video posted to Tool guitarist Adam Jones’ Facebook page shows Motörhead drummer Mikkey Dee walking down the hall of a studio complex. Both bands are there working […]

Sumerian Records Releasing Comedic Film Penned By Label’s Founder

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Before I started this little site which I plan on killing off this May, I was freelancing for a few media outlets, but had nothing going on full-time. In the years after I was laid off from MTV News, I wrote for a number of publications, and I also wrote for myself. For a time, […]