Archive for May, 2013

May 16
Disgusting

So, Now There’s A Fucking Free Tim Lambesis Tee

Posted by Chris Harris on May 16, 2013 in News, Why?

Well now this is completely inappropriate. The charges leveled against Tim Lambesis are fucking serious shit. Free Tim?!? OK, sure Mr. T-Shirt Douche…after he pays $3 million in bail. Tim Lambesis, the faux Christian who allegedly cheated on his wife last summer prompting her to file for divorce in September prompting him to ask around Read More

May 13
Rob Halford

Rob Halford Appears On New Five Finger Death Punch LP

Posted by Chris Harris on May 13, 2013 in News, This Blows, Why?

Dude…what the fuck? The other day, I refused to post a video featuring Rob Halford of Judas Priest performing a track with Five Finger Death Punch during the Revolver Golden Gods Awards. I figured Revolver just talked Halford into performing with the band at the ceremony, to get people talking. I didn’t want to post Read More

May 7
"Hey Jimmy, smell my finger"

Bill Clinton Tried To Get Led Zeppelin Back Together

Posted by Chris Harris on May 7, 2013 in News, Why?

Remember when that concert for New York happened in December, and I kept hinting that I thought Led Zeppelin would be getting back together for it? Well, I wasn’t just talking out of my ass. I had actually heard something about a reunion happening at the show. I can’t tell you how, but I heard. Read More

Apr 25
Serj Tankian

SOAD Frontman Serj Tankian Releasing Two New Albums

Posted by Chris Harris on April 25, 2013 in Huh?, News, Why?

And from the sounds of them, I’ll hate both. Yes, System of a Down frontman Serj Tankian continues to be prolific. Just not at making System of a Down record, which is what the people want. Trust me, I took an informal poll at the bus station last night and people want new System. But Read More

Apr 22
Volvo wants to sell you a car

New Ad Campaign Suggests Folks Listen To Swedish Metal

Posted by Chris Harris on April 22, 2013 in Huh?, News, Why?

That’s right, people. The mainstream media’s finally caught on. Metal is in! Not really. Volvo’s new outdoor ad campaign is probably more of a joke than anything else. “Tired of German techno? Try some Swedish metal,” the billboards suggest. The campaign has attracted a great deal of attention via social media sites such as Facebook Read More

Apr 19
Babymetal

Babymetal Releasing New Single Soon

Posted by Chris Harris on April 19, 2013 in News, Why?

Brace yourselves. The new single from Babymetal — a Japanese pop group that blends elements of death metal into their sound, forming what I like to call “poop” — is coming. Called “Megitsune,” it drops June 19. I guess pop groups can get away with releasing single songs at a time. Weird. Babymetal remains the Read More

Apr 11
Yup

The Atlas Moth Think They’re Funny

Posted by Chris Harris on April 11, 2013 in News, Why?

I don’t think they are. In theory, making fun of Frankie Palmeri of Emmure sounds promising. But the Atlas Moth went out of their way to publicize this tomfoolery — which is kind of beat. Basically, I guess they must be on tour, and so the members of the Atlas Moth have come across moniker Read More

Apr 3
Endo

Endo Reunite…But Who’s Buying?

Posted by Chris Harris on April 3, 2013 in Huh?, News, Why?

Remember Endo? If not, you’re probably better off. Endo is a Miami-based band with a wacky frontman that came out around the same time as Limp Bizkit and Korn. They broke up in 2007, but because they had a shitty logo and redundant sound and were named after a motorcycle move, Endo were lumped into Read More

Mar 2
This is the band's logo

Forced Abortion Signs With Swimming With Sharks

Posted by Chris Harris on March 2, 2013 in News, Why?

Before today, I had no idea there was even a band called Forced Abortion. Now, I know. Swimming With Sharks Records has regretfully announced adding Forced Abortion to their roster. The band is from Palatine, Illinois, and have been around since July. Remind me never to visit Palatine. “The band is reminiscent of controversial grind-core/noise-core Read More

Feb 21
Dave Lombardo

Slayer Pull A Sabbath, Replace Drummer For Aussie Shows

Posted by Chris Harris on February 21, 2013 in Featured, News, Why?

All is not well and right in Slayerville. Soundwave promoter AJ Maddah claims Slayer’s tapped drummer Jon Dette to sit behind the kit for the California thrash band’s appearances on this year’s festival tour, which is scheduled to kick off on Saturday. Lombardo was online last night to explain the situation, and needless to say Read More