Solo Set Coming From Five Finger Death Punch Guitarist

Jason Hook

This is just what the world doesn’t need: Five Finger Death Punch members branching off with solo side projects. Although, I would like to keep the band’s production level to a minimum. Solo albums could mean less music from the Punch, theoretically. Either way, corporate metal site Revolver claims Fine Flickered Horse Cunt guitarist Jason […]

People Still Asking Jimmy Page About Led Zep Reunion

Jimmy Page

Enough already. You’d think that, if you’d landed an interview with someone like Jimmy Page, you’d do some fucking work and come up with ACTUAL fucking questions for the man about his legacy. Not questions everyone has asked him a billion times before, and you already knew the answer to. Like, say, “Will Led Zeppelin […]

Korn Bassist Gets Second Face Tattoo

Smart

I guess Fieldy’s run out of places on his fucking body to get inked, so now, he’s getting tatted on his face. It appears last week, Korn bassist Fieldy got a second tattoo on his ugly mug. Anything to detract from those dead eyes and molester facial hair, I suppose. Fieldy shared images of himself […]

Dude Pees In Own Mouth At Trash Talk Show

Trash_Talk_show_piss

This picture is just too amazing not to be shared. So, I know who Trash Talk are, but I am not a fan. That is a good thing. ‘Cause, it seems Trash Talk fans are disturbed people. Trash Talk played a “secret” show in Melbourne, Australia, a few days ago, and some guy pissed in […]

Slayer Statues Coming Soon

Kerry King

If you ever wanted to own a pint-sized version of Kerry King, you’re in luck. KnuckleBonz, creator of the Rock Iconz music collectible series, has announced that it will create Slayer statues of Kerry King, Tom Araya, and Jeff Hanneman. Only 1,000 of each statue will be made and they will ship this fall. The […]

King 810 Are So Hardcore, They Bring Guns To Shows

King 810

I know that King 810 is supposed to be a band full of tough guys who hail from a murder capitol where people murder for capital, but this…this is just fucking stupid and does not send the right kind of message, I don’t think. Roadrunner Records’ latest signees were in Columbus, Ohio, this weekend to […]

Ill Niño Working On New Album, Reminds Us Of Dill Piño’s Existence

She'll regret that tattoo some day

That’s right, folks. Despite what would seem to be an apparent and complete lack of fans, Ill Niño continue to make music. The band have begun tracking their new album Till Death, La Familia in a studio somewhere in Dallas, Texas. The album will be out on July 22, right before the band’s stint on […]

One-Man Band Craterface Releases Ode To Anti-Santa

Merry-Krampus

Wanna scare the shit out of your kids, while also annoying the hell out of them? Play them the following video. It’s from some dude who emailed me this morning. He’s a multi-genre one-man-band known as Craterface. Today, his press release was about his new metal song and lyric video, “praising everyone’s favorite Alpine Christmas […]

Glen Drover Changes Band’s Name To Something Lame

Glen Drover

Drunk news! Scotch, scotch, scotch. I am Ron Burgundy. The Ron Burgundy of metal. If you think about it, the similarities are there. Decision making is problematic, and saying the appropriate thing, always an issue. Fuckin’ hell, man. Glen Drover, formerly of Megadeth, used to have a band called the Glen Drover Band. Now, that […]

Fleshgod Apastalypse? Band Releases Own Spaghetti

The Fleshgod pasta

It sounds like an Onion headline, but it’s not. Fleshgod Apocalypse have branched out and started their own line of pasta. “You know, wearing a t-shirt from your favorite band can be awesome, but what about something a bit more… extreme? There’s a trademark we’re REALLY proud of as Italians, and we’re pretty sure you […]