Asking Alexandria

Do no companies, other than energy drink purveyors, sponsor tours anymore?

OK, so here’s the deal. I would never go to this. No way, no how. Asking Alexandria headlining? Please.

Those guys are fucking worse than hunger. Honestly. And the fact that all these other bands who’ve been around a lot longer are the support acts bums me out.

The Monster Energy Outbreak Tour will run through North American in November and December, with As I Lay Dying, Suicide Silence, Memphis May Fire and Attila.

Again…Asking Alexandria, who have put out two albums, are the headliners. Fuck this planet.

A full listing of dates and venues will be announced September 7.

“This Monster Energy Outbreak Tour is going to be fucking insane, more so especially due to the fact that this is not only going to be our last tour of the year and our last tour in America for quite awhile, but also because this is going to be the last tour on the Reckless and Relentless album cycle,” said Asking Alexandria guitarist Ben Bruce.

“We will be playing songs from Stand Up and Scream, Reckless and Relentless and a handful of brand new songs from our upcoming album,” he adds. “You, North America, have been chosen to hear our new songs before anyone else in the world. Let’s make this a tour to fucking remember. Let’s end 2012 bigger, better and harder than anywhere else on this earth.”

Douche.