A metal band

Yeah…and I’m a neurosurgeon who sidelines as a molecular engineer.

If Attila is metal, guess what kids? I am no longer a fan of metal.

The band’s flamboyant frontman, Chris Fronzak, said that Attila’s new album About That Life (in stores now, not that YOU care) is a “metal record.”

I have not heard it, admittedly. But if it sounds anything like their previous efforts, I think I’ll fucking pass, bro.

“If you’re worried about MY life, your life must suck and I feel sorry for you,” says Fronzak, who makes all guys named Chris embarrassed to have to share the same first name.

“Anyways, I wrote the most controversial metal record that exists and it comes out tomorrow, so bring the hate,” he says.

Here’s a track from this alleged metal album. It sounds like Vanilla Ice singing for a Meshuggah cover band.

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