Dates Announced For Monster Energy Outbreak Tour

As I Lay Dying
Yeah. They have. For reals.

If you don’t fucking believe me, head for the end of this post, wise guy. Then you’ll see how right I am.

This tour, however, is so wrong.

The 2012 Monster Energy Outbreak Tour will be headlined — HEADLINED — by Asking Alexandria.

They’ll be supported by the likes of Attila, Memphis May Fire, Suicide Silence, and As I Lay Dying.

As I Lay Dying is opening for Asking Alexandria.

Don’t get me wrong — I am not the biggest AILD fan. I thought their first two records were fucking beyond solid, though. They’ve been around way longer, and they’ve gotta open for these self-proclaimed rock stars who’ve yet to even sprout ass hairs?

I quit.

Why? Because that’s fucked up. I don’t care. The fact that Suicide Silence — a band I have never liked — is opening for Asking Alexandria’s wrong, too. Less wrong, but wrong.

11/16: Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Center
11/18: Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall
11/19: Vancouver, BC @ Vogue Theater
11/20: Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
11/23: San Francisco, CA @ Regency Ballroom
11/24: San Bernardino, CA @ California MetalFest VI
11/26: Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
11/27: Denver, CO @ Ogden Theatre
11/29: St. Louis, @ MO The Pageant
11/30: Covington, @ KY Madison Theatre
12/1: Cleveland, @ OH Agora Theatre
12/2: Chicago, IL @ Congress Theatre
12/3: Detroit, MI @ Royal Oak Theatre
12/5: Montreal, QC @ Olympia
12/7: Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
12/8: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
12/9: New York, NY @ Best Buy Theatre
12/11: Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live
12/12: Raleigh, NC @ Disco Derby
12/13: Atlanta, GA @ The Tabernacle
12/14: Nashville, @ TN Warfield
12/15: Jacksonville, FL @ Edge
12/16: Tampa, FL @ Cuban Club