Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent may be an ignorant asshole more annoying than a gaping, weeping genital wound, but a draft dodger? I can’t say for sure.

But Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider says he is in a new interview on Noisecreep.

“Ted’s always been a gun-toting conservative,” Snider tells the site.

“But what gets me is that he was actually a draft dodger,” Dee confides. “I mean, to the point where he didn’t bathe for a week, and vomited on himself to deliberately avoid the draft. I totally understand why he did that, but all of these Republicans who love Ted don’t seem to know or remember that too well. It’s crazy that he’s become one of the voices of Conservative America even though he was a draft dodger. If you don’t believe me, Google it.”

I did. This is what I found.

Plus, this video.