Every Time I Die

You wouldn’t catch me dead at an Every Time I Die show.

Unless pussy was involved. If I was trying to nail a chick and as a condition, had to attend an Every Time I Die show, then maybe I’d attend. Maybe.

She’s have to be really hot.

I think Every Time I Die’s just boring and repetitive. And their guitarist has the smallest dong ever.

Last night, Every Time I Die’s Christmas show in their hometown of Buffalo resulted in fisticuffs, when the dumb band asked fans to hop on stage for the finale.

A number of fans and security guards grabbed and pushed each other a bunch. It looks like there was just a lot of aggressive hugging going on.

That’s what you get at an ETID show: Aggressive man-on-man hugging.

After the jump, check out fan-shot footage of the scrapping.

Jump to the three-minute mark and watch the gayety unfold.