Or you could buy a 2012 Civic...

That’s right, folks. You can now own late Kiss drummer Eric Carr’s car. Oh yes…a gray Porsche 924 that looks like it’s been parked under a tree for 20 years. It also looks like Louie Anderson used the car’s front end as a fucking recliner.

But you can own that piece of shit, folks…we just don’t know what the asking price is. Instead, you need to go to KissMuseum.net and contact the seller, and you two idiots can sort it out. Not sure how Ross Koondel got his hands on the Porsche; I’m guessing he found it under that aforementioned tree.

The car was given to Carr when he joined the band in 1980; the ride, which was probably sweet at the time, was a signing bonus, of course.

Carr became Kiss’ new drummer after Peter Criss left the band in 1980. He remained in the group until he became ill with heart cancer and died on November 24, 1991.