This is straight balls, right here

Thank Satan for Glorior Belli, a Metal Blade band who claim to be black metal.

The band — recently added to the lineup for the 2013 Maryland Deathfest — have gone above and beyond the call of duty, insulting tons of Suicide Silence fans.

Last week, Mitch Lucker boozed it up and hopped on a motorcycle, which he later crashed into a utility pole. He died soon after from his injuries.

I made some honest yet admittedly harsh comment that I got lambasted for. As if I wished the dude had gotten drunk and drove himself to an untimely demise? I might be a jerk, but I’m not a heartless creep.

I wondered why the hate stopped coming in over the weekend. I guess it’s because folks started taking aim at Glorior Belli.

The band wrote online after Mitch’s death was declared, “Haven’t you heard? Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bird. No seriously. There’s one less of those gay emocore kids alive. God bless motorcycles!”

Damn, dude. Just damn. That’s balls. Admittedly, hidden behind the anonymity of social media. But balls nonetheless.

Is The Goat in Glorior Belli without me knowing?