Calm down, dude

I didn’t know Korn bassist and Mr. Personality Reginald “Fieldy” Arvizu had a side project called Stillwell. But I guess he does. The video that follows the jump proves it, non-believers. In the clip, we get to see a very excited, very energetic, very enthusiastic Fieldy pump us up for Stillwell’s upcoming opening set on the second leg of the Music As A Weapon trek — which Korn is co-headlining.

“Finally, can you believe it,” enthuses Fieldy. “We’re doing a real short set…get there early…I don’t want you to miss this.” Of course, I’m being sarcastic about Fieldy being energized. He looks like he just wants to go take a nap.

Besides containing what may be the worst cover of “Whole Lotta Love” I have ever heard…ever, the video — obviously shot on the road, because Fieldy is on this tour with Disturbed — features a goofball who I guess is fronting this group Stillwell. He is the complete opposite of Fieldy — he is fucking PSYCHED. Looks like he’s about to explode from the excitement of standing and sitting next to Fieldy. Tell me this video doesn’t make you want to wretch with laughter.