I want these

Someone once said “You can never have enough footwear.”

That person was likely a chick.

Personally, I like to wear down a pair of sneakers until I need a new pair. I’m not like these dudes who collect sneakers like baseball cards.

But I would get these Iron Maiden Vans.

The Number Of The Beast Classic Slip-On and Sk8-Hi looks dope. Each shoe comes emblazoned with the iconic Eddie cover art from the album and an embroidered Iron Maiden logo on the heel.

Dope. I may actually purchase these bastards.

Also, Nightwish have a pair of slippers for sale.

“This must be the #1 Christmas present for this year,” assumes Nightwish. “Check ’em out!!!”

They look like Uggs. That’s to say they’re gross. But you can buy ‘em here.