One less dumb fuck on the streets

New York’s Daily News is reporting that the 15-year-old who is accused of gunning down a classmate at a suburban Baltimore high school on the very first day of school was “obsessed” with the German industrial metal band Rammstein.

The dumbass kid police say was behind the shooting — Bobby Gladden — was arrested August 27 after allegedly opening fire in the lunchroom at Perry Hall High School.

Police say he critically injured a fellow student, Daniel Borowy, before guidance counselor Jesse Wasmer tackled his ass, bringing the rampage to an end.

Gladden — whose Facebook handle was “SuicidalSmile” — posted a status update the morning of the shooting: “First day of school, last day of my life. … fuck the world.”

No, kid…fuck you. You’re the reason why I am afraid to bring children into the world, and I hope you’re locked up for the rest of your adult life, because nothing changes a shitty attitude around like forced anal in the prison shower.

The News claims Gladden described himself as a “metalhead” and a fan of Marilyn Manson and Slipknot. His cover photo was of Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann. He isn’t a metalhead, he’s a kid with bad taste in shit rock.

I’m sure the media’s going to have a field day bashing metal again, and blaming the genre for the violent acts of some misguided miscreant who’ll surely be some dude’s play thing in the big house.

Baltimore County Police Chief James Johnson said at a news conference that Gladden rode to school on the bus with a bag containing a disassembled shotgun, 21 rounds of ammunition and a bottle of vodka.