Kraanium

Welcome to another glorious day here at Gun Shy Assassin.

Making it even more glorious? This exclusive song stream from Kraanium.

Who’s Kraanium? They’re a five-piece brutal slamming death metal band hailing from the cold north of Norway.

Their goal, much like their Vikings ancestors, is total world domination delivered with merciless skull crushing barbarity that will rape your ears, leave you bleeding on the ground and left for dead! And that’s a direct quote.

The song is called “Compulsive Mutilation Disorder” and comes from the band’s forthcoming new CD Post Mortal Coital Fixation, which hit stores this week.

It was mastered by Colin Davis at Imperial Mastering; go get a copy. This album will change you. Seriously. I’m still debating whether I have been changed for better or worse by it.

Kraanium will be launching a U.S. tour in June with Atrocious Abnormality and Coathanger Abortion.

If you don’t like this song, stop telling people you like death metal, or I will send mercenaries to your home to kidnap your parents. We will hold them at the GSA compound and water-board them until you cease calling yourself a death metal fan.