Cannibal Corpse

Cannibal Corpse

I didn’t attend the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival last year, and it looks like I’ll be avoiding the 2014 installment just the same.

The lineup for the tour has leaked, and aside from Cannibal Corpse, there’s really no fucking reason to go.

Members of Korn, Avenged Sevenfold and Body Count have all previously stated their bands would be involved in the trek.

But the tour will also boast Asking Alexandria, Trivium, Suicide Silence, Miss May I, Mushroomhead, Emmure, Texas Hippie Coalition, and Veil of Maya.

Man, my grandmother could have booked a harder fest.

The lineup’s rounded out by Upon A Burning Body, Darkest Hour, Ill Nino, Wretched, Sister Sin and Islander.

And that, ladies and gents, is what happens when people who listen to faux metal book a metal festival.