Sebastian Bach Splits With Girlfriend

Sebastian Bach has grown tired of Minnie Gupta’s vagina — and it only took two years.

Yes, folks — the former Skid Row singer and his model girlfriend have called it quits.

The couple began dating in 2010, shortly after Bach split up with Maria Bierk, his wife of 18 years.

“Minnie Gupta and myself have decided to go our separate ways,” Bach writes online.

“I will always be grateful for our time together and I will always have love in my heart for Minnie. I cannot thank her enough for her companionship, love, and inspiration… I wish Minnie nothing but the best in life, because that’s what she deserves. She is a truly special girl and I am so very lucky to have known her. Until we meet again…”

See guys? No matter how hot a chick is or how slamming her body is, there’s some guy out there who’s tired of her shit.