Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water

Why? Because until all of the members of Kiss are dead, there will be reason for Kiss merchandise and branding to occur.

Clearly, these dudes need the money. Because why else would they slap their logo on everything? Fucking whores.

The second Kiss Kruise takes off from Miami on October 31 and runs through November 4, 2012. The boat will hit Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas, and then turn around and return.

Prices start at $750 per person for a double-occupancy cabin, $600 per person for a triple-occupancy cabin and $525 per person for a quadruple-occupancy cabin. Taxes and fees are an additional $200 per person.

Only $149 per person is required to book your cabin. Interior cabins range from $750 per person to $1,000 per person plus $200 taxes and fees per person. Ocean-view cabins range from $1,100 per person to $1,250 per person plus $200 taxes and fees per person. Balcony cabins range from $1,400 per person to $1,600 per person plus $200 taxes and fees per person. Mini-suites are $1700 per person with suites starting at $2,500 per person plus $200 taxes and fees per person.

If you have that kind of money to throw away, all I can see is good for you, man. I wish I had that kind of scratch to throw away on meaningless bullshit. I mean, I guess that cruise would be cool, but a Kiss cruise?

You’ve gotta be a next level fucking fan to board this vessel.