I want

Now this is a memorial T-shirt I’d actually wear.

Not like the neon ones people have made up at the mall for the young gangbangers in their lives. Those pieces of shit are fucking reprehensible.

Yes, folks. Slayer has no guitarist at the moment, now that Jeff Hanneman’s dead.

He died May 2, and not even a month later, we’ve got these awesome tees to purchase.

The shirt pictured in this post is called “South Of Hanneman,” and will soon be available.

Proceeds from the shirt will go to “whatever Jeff Hanneman would have wanted.”

Uhm, that’s not very specific.

I have a feeling Hanneman wouldn’t have wanted the money going into shirt makers’ accounts.