Silent Civilian

Dude…where’s the van?

I’m sure it did not involve a night of drinking followed by tattoo sessions with strippers and aliens, but Silent Civilian can’t find their van.

It’s missing, according to the band’s Facebook page.

Silent Civilian need your help to find it.

“ATTENTION ALL VEGAS FANS AND UTAH FANS!!!!! Our van is missing,” the band yelled at their fans.

“The individual who has it is a Vegas resident with ties to Ogden, Utah. If you see our van please contact us immediately via message on Facebook.”

Dudes did not have a current photo of the van, but were working on it and promised to post it later.

“It is a 1996 Chevy 20 conversion van. It has Virginia license plates and is Gold in color. It has a huge Dogtown sticker on either side of the van. It is very important that we recover this van as we are leaving on tour next week. We will compensate whoever helps in a successful recovery of this van with a reward. Thanx, Van-less Civilian.”

That’s funny — Van-less Civilian. At least they’ve got a sense of humor about it.

And to the dickwad who stole their van: You no doubt saw the Dogtown stickers, and yet, you still stole that ride. You’re a fucking loser, bra. Lou-zer.

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