I'd slay her...with my fleshy sword

According to Slayer’s Dave Lombardo, the band are already rehearsing for the upcoming Big 4 show in New York at the third and only Yankee Stadium on September 14.

For those who may have stumbled upon this site because of the chick pics or you’re new to metal and don’t know who the fuck the Big 4 are, they’re a bunch of old thrash dudes — namely, Slayer, Anthrax (whose new album smokes, by the way), Megadeth, and of course, the almighty Metallica.

“Working with Slayer today,” writes the drummer online. “We’re getting ready for the Big 4 Yankee Stadium show.”

Good for you, Dave. That’s rad. I’m so excited for you. Maybe I’ll be at Yankee Stadium that day too. Most likely, I won’t though. I’m a broke ass bitch, bitch ass.

Besides, I’ve seen all those bands before and I’ve been to Yankee Stadium and I have YouTube. That’ll be the same…right?