Suicide Silence

Suicide Silence frontman Mitch Lucker — who I like to refer to as Mitch Lurker, given his reputation for online creeping — will be making a guest appearance on the new Caliban record.

Phat, right?

Wrong.

Caliban are one of those bands I figure dudes with ass tattoos like. The band is currently recording their new LP, I Am Nemesis.

The new record will be released February 3 in Germany, Austria and Switzerland and February 6 in the rest of Europe.

I wish someone could explain to my why Suicide Silence is good. I doubt anyone can. Man, are they dumb.

We still don’t know when the album will be out in the U.S. and Australia.

I happen to think Suicide Silence are the worst band to come along since Caliban. Or the other way around. Just being honest.

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