The Fine Constant

So, we’ve got this column we do each week called “Readers’ Bands” where we profile the band of one of our allegiant readers.

Maybe we should start a column called “Readers’ Suggestions.” We got an email from Andrew Winkler tipping us to The Fine Constant.

“Have been reading your site for some time now and thought I would show you a video that a band in my hometown of Madison, Wisconsin, just released,” he writes. “I think it could get some attention as it fits into the style that people are digging right now in metal, and it helps they have a hot-ass woman guitarist to keep me slightly thinking about my half erection while watching this video.”

Uhm, that might be a little too much information, Andy, but fuck — we did check out the video, which follows at the end of this post, and…this band can fucking play.

And yes, the female guitarist is kind of dope. The fact that she can play like that makes her even sexier.

Something tells me Andrew would give her the old Arabian goggles, if you know what I mean. A little hot dog cart action.

The song is called “Transcending Perception” and it’s pretty awesome.