Faith No More Streaming New Tune

Faith No More

So, I’m fucking psyched. Today, I got to hear a new Faith No More song. You can hear the song too, at the end of this post. The song is called “Superhero” and comes from Faith No More’s forthcoming new LP Sol Invictus. That record will be out in a matter of months, and I […]

Douche Who Desecrated Dime’s Grave Issues Apology


The former singer for Nuclear Hellfrost, which may be the worst band name I’ve heard since Five Finger Death Punch first debuted, has apologized for being a royal dickhole by defacing the gravesite of late Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell Abbott. Let’s see the crocodile tears flow. “This is Reece Eber, the guy who ignorantly acted […]

All That Remains Singer Still Thinks His Opinion’s Important

Phil Labonte

I am not saying that All That Remains frontman Phil Labonte’s opinions are any more or less important than my own. But I will say that there’s a slight difference. As far as I can tell, most people come to this website exclusively for my opinion. Or they accidentally stumble upon the blog, read my […]

Soulfly Album Due This Summer


The new album from Soulfly, which is still being recorded with producer Matt Hyde at the boards, should be out sometime this summer. This is the claim of Max Cavalera, and I’d presume he’d know. Soulfly started the recording process for their tenth album about a month ago, and are taking a quick break while […]

Dimebag’s Grave Defaced By Lame Metal Band


Pantera has released a photo showing late guitarist Dimebag Darrell Abbott’s gravesite defaced, allegedly by the members of some shitty band called Nuclear Hellfrost. The police have been notified. A picture the band had posted online but has since removed showed the word “Fag” written on the grave. The caption claims the band spit on […]

The Red Chord Booked Another Gig!

The Red Chord

The eventual return of the Red Chord has me more excited than a rabbit during mating season. The signs are all there. The band keep on booking more and more shows, making me think they’ve gotta come back, despite their lead singer’s demanding profession. They’ve just added another gig to their calendar. The Red Chord […]

Wilson Ink New Deal


Wilson, a band some people dig but I’m not really especially into, has inked a new deal with Razor & Tie. The band have a new album recorded, which they’d worked on with producer Johnny Andrews down in Hotlanta. The album will be released later this year. Said the band’s Chad Nicefield: “Wilson is a […]

Septicflesh Announce North American Tour


Septicflesh are coming to North America. I wish they’d hire me to go to Greece to watch their homes while their on tour. I’d be an excellent housekeeper. The Greek symphonic death metallers will embark on a four-week trek that kicks off with a special headlining date in Mexico City. Then, they’ll head north of […]

Emmure Frontman’s Operatic Project Put On Hold


So Frankie Palmeri from Emmure is out of commission for tearing his vocal chords. That’ll put quite the damper on his new opera side-project.   You read that right. Opera. Apparently, when he got electrocuted in Russia, it rerouted some of his neurotransmitters and turned Palmeri into an opera prodigy. He has an opera-singer’s last […]

Sworn Enemy, Wretched Tour Announced


This April, heavy will be coming to a neighborhood near you. Maybe. I’m not sure where you live, so you’ll have to refer to the following list of dates for the Sworn Enemy and Wretched tour happening this spring. Dark Sermon will also be on the bill along with the good dudes in Hammer Fight. […]