I need to get a wine glass made from a human skull or an antler’s horn if I’m going to sip this new Amon Amarth wine.
Then, I’ll go rape and pillage a few blocks over.
Yes, kids — arguably one of the greatest bands ever, Amon Amarth, have launched their own wine.
I’m on the fence about whether this is awesome or a sign that one of my favorite bands is getting bigger than I thought they were.
The band commented on the Australian red: “You can now get your own Amon Amarth Shiraz red wine! A must at any classy dinner party or as a gift to the wino friend! Drink irresponsibly!”
It’s nice to know Amon Amarth cares.
Order it here.
I would have expected Amon Amarth mead first, but…whatever.
What’s next — a Five Finger Death Punch cocaine straw?