Amon Amarth Wine Now Flowing Like Blood

Amon Amarth's wine

YES!

I need to get a wine glass made from a human skull or an antler’s horn if I’m going to sip this new Amon Amarth wine.

Then, I’ll go rape and pillage a few blocks over.

Yes, kids — arguably one of the greatest bands ever, Amon Amarth, have launched their own wine.

I’m on the fence about whether this is awesome or a sign that one of my favorite bands is getting bigger than I thought they were.

The band commented on the Australian red: “You can now get your own Amon Amarth Shiraz red wine! A must at any classy dinner party or as a gift to the wino friend! Drink irresponsibly!”

It’s nice to know Amon Amarth cares.

Order it here.

I would have expected Amon Amarth mead first, but…whatever.

What’s next — a Five Finger Death Punch cocaine straw?

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.