As I Lay Dying To Tour With All That Remains
Posted by Chris Harris on August 6, 2010 in New Records, News, Rad, Tour Dates
As I Lay Dying
Dude, these shows are going to have ridiculous pits — ridiculously stupid, ignorant pits. Man, more power to you dudes who can still hang. I stopped going into the pit after I turned 28. A kid elbowed me — unintentionally — right in the temple and I had a headache for a fucking week. Never again. But guys, go nuts. Just keep in mind that the people standing on the outside of you “pit” don’t want your topless, sweaty ass all up in their shit, dig? So don’t be that douche du jour by going all apeshit on the people on the pit’s outer rim. No one likes that guy.
Starting in September, As I Lay Dying and All That Remains — on the same bill. Dude, I already want to punch someone and say tough things to guys bigger than me. Of course, one of the first Gun Shy Interviews was with AILD frontman Tim Lambesis, and we love Phil Labonte from All That Remains. He gave us the scoop on the band’s new disc, For We Are Many, recently, so we love Phil. But we love his girlfriend Grace more, especially after Phil’s recent Facebook revelation: “Two nights ago she rubbed them, tonight she smashed them. Oh the dangers of an active monogamous sex life.”
And by them he means his nads. He is a lucky, lucky man.
As I Lay Dying/ All That Remains dates:
September 14: El Paso, TX – Club 101
September 15: Odessa, TX – Dos Amigos
September 16: Abilene, TX – Midnight Rodeo
September 17: Little Rock, AR – The Village (no All That Remains)
September 18: Memphis, TN – New Daisy Theatre
September 19: Knoxville, TN – Valarium
September 20: Cincinnati, OH – The Madison Theater
September 21: Grand Rapids, MI – Orbit Room
September 22: Cleveland, OH – Peabody’s (no All That Remains)
September 23: Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom
September 24: Albany, NY – Northern Lights
September 25: Hartford, CT – Webster Theatre (no All That Remains)
September 26: Quebec City, QC – Imperial
September 27: Montreal, QC – Metropolis
September 28: Ottawa, ON – Capital Music Hall
September 29: London, ON – Cowboys
October 1: Winnipeg, MB – Garrick Center
October 3: Saskatoon, SK – Odeon
October 4: Calgary, AB – MacEwan Hall
October 5: Edmonton, AB – Edmonton Events Center
October 7: Vancouver, BC – Vogue Theatre
October 8: Seattle, WA – El Corazon
October 10: Portland, OR – Roseland Theater
October 11: Chico, CA – Senator Theatre (no All That Remains)
