Australian Dude Faces Jail Over Cradle Of Filth Shirt
Posted by Chris Harris on October 7, 2010 in Huh?, News, This BlowsThat’s why I live in America. Where I can wear a shirt with the “C” word on it and a picture of a nun masturbating with a crucifix. Apparently, down undah, that shit don’t float. A Cradle of Filth fan faces six months in jail, because he’s a Cradle of Filth fan, ultimately.
Alexsei Vladmir Nikola, 34, wore the shirt pictured to the right and was charged with wearing an offensive shirt. Offensive is a subjective matter, dudes. Nikola was set to appear in court this morning on public nuisance charges after Brisbane police officers caught him donning the shirt on May 6. Nikola didn’t show for court, so his case was adjourned.
Back in 2008, another Aussie was busted for wearing the same shirt. He was charged with offensive behavior and deemed a public nuisance — or someone who behaves in a way that interferes, or is likely to interfere with the peaceful passage through, or enjoyment of, a public place by a member of the public. Oh fuck that shit.
People are so fucking sensitive, man. Not everyone shares the same religious beliefs or abides by the same moral code. You don’t like my shirt? Don’t fucking look at it, fucker. Look away. Like you do every time you see a homeless guy begging for change, or a mother abusing her child in the supermarket. You know how, I know you do!
This is absurd. Should Cradle of Filth be brought up on smut peddling charges in Australia then? Why not strike at the root of the problem, Australia? Funny that a continent swarming with people who’s family tree includes felonious punks would take offense to cunt. It’s a fucking word, you idiots.